Have you heard the one about...

[T Roosevelt]

A Marine was in the infirmary with most of his bones broken. His Colonel
stopped in to visit, and to find out what happened.

“Well,” explained the Marine, “the Sarge said we should use
psychological warfare. He said we should yell insults to the Iraqis
about Saddam Hussein, and when they stand up in anger, shoot ‘em. Well,
I did that. I was in my bunker and I yelled out, ‘Saddam Hussein is an
evil tyrant, a killer, and a no-good scoundrel’.”

“So this Iraqi soldier answered back. He yelled, ‘George W. Bush is a
coward, a hypocrite, and a thief’.”

“We were shaking hands in the middle of the road when a tank ran us over.”

[bleedingheart]

1. bwahahahahah

that is a funny one..