Things you'll never likely see happen on Sesame Street:

[Deja Q]

1. Any of the human characters eating Oscar's worm Slimey.
2. Big Bird laying an egg.
3. Bert and Ernie getting married.
4. The Count overpowering any of the humans and drinking their blood.
5. Guy Smiley mistakingly calling "dimples" "nipples"...
6. Elmo making an omlet out of Humpty Dumpty.
7. Gordon leaving Susan for Mr. Snuffleupagus.
8. Zoe clobbering Elmo with brass nuckles and numchucks.
9. Cookie Monster giving up cookies in favor of healthy food.
10. 10 banana creme pieeeeeeeeees (that is sooooo '70s!)
11. Cookie Monster ever looking like he's eaten way too many cookies.
12. Kermit the Frog doing Polly Darton...

For a complete list of characters: http://glisten.net/sesame/characters.html

[Randi_Listener]

1. Miss Piggy

Dropping a deuce in the middle of Sesame Street.

[CanuckAmok]

2. #8 being only fantasy disappoints me!

When will that annoying little orange creep die?!

[Deja Q]

3. Surely the orange creep isn't as bad as the red creep?

After all, the orange one hasn't been marketed to death and beyond! :evilgrin:

[OneBlueSky]

4. wondering if I may be the only one on DU . . .

who has had his name mentioned on Sesame Street . . . just curious . . .

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. "Today's episode sponsored by Kotex"

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Big Bird pop a cap in Cookie Monster's ass in a "territory" dispute