Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:36 AM
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Fri Jan-19-07 02:11 AM
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women aren't hard to figure out at all. Ask any of us and we'll tell you exactly what we want. It's y'all that are difficult.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jan-19-07 02:19 AM
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3. I don't think this is about figuring y'all out |
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I think it's about not having to bother figuring y'all out. :eyes:
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reyd reid reed
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Fri Jan-19-07 02:22 AM
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bother, huh?
That's half the fun.
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jan-19-07 02:24 AM
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Fri Jan-19-07 06:41 AM
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the fact that we aren't one-size-fits-all is what throws off most men
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Fri Jan-19-07 10:03 AM
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13. How to impress both sexes |
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How to Impress a Woman Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back for her.
How to Impress a Man Show up naked. Bring beer.
(I always qualify that one by saying I don't drink beer...)
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Fri Jan-19-07 10:12 AM
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14. Bringing it can't hurt though |
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:51 PM
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like Harp or Guiness, not that pisswater they make here. Rolling Rock :shudders:
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Fri Jan-19-07 02:14 AM
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2. but I LIKE using lame pickup lines |
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My current favorite is "If I was a dog I'd be humping your leg"
It never works for picking up a woman, but the looks on their faces are worth it
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Oeditpus Rex
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Fri Jan-19-07 02:20 AM
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4. You don't need a wingman |
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You need a spin doctor.
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Fri Jan-19-07 07:04 AM
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9. I fell out of my chair laughing |
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Fri Jan-19-07 12:16 PM
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17. Were I single, that would work on me. |
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I like bad pickup lines.
Another good, cliched thing, is when a man takes my smoke out of an ashtray and smokes it. It makes me laugh, as do the bad pick up lines, which is the way to my heart.
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Fri Jan-19-07 06:56 AM
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8. The secret is attractive and intelligent women are mostly looking for attractive and intelligent men |
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Fri Jan-19-07 12:39 PM
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18. .....who happen to be Bill Gates...... |
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:07 PM
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Fri Jan-19-07 07:16 AM
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10. so, er, where are these fun yet FREE places i can take my date? |
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i think that would really impress any lady - being careful with money shows that you can be a good provider and therefore a suitable mate.
yup, nothing gets my lady hotter than frugality. yeah baby, check out my coupons!
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:53 PM
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26. I find it works much better when you ask for her half of the bill and then throw a coupon on top of |
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that. Then I insist that the coupon savings come off of my half of the bill. Heck, it's only fair right? :rofl:
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Fri Jan-19-07 07:18 AM
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11. Oh for the freakin love of Mike. |
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Women aren't hard to figure out. Treat us with the respect you give your best buddy. I'm old school though. I never needed all that "how much do you love me and tell me how you feel about me" crap. The 2 men I have loved in my life treated me like an equal. No games, no special treatment, just appreciation. On the other hand the only man I ever married wanted me to be his parent/whore. I ran.
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Fri Jan-19-07 09:03 AM
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12. Also, learn the secret handshake and get a free decoder ring. |
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Fri Jan-19-07 12:14 PM
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16. wouldn't it be easier to buy some of those pheremones? |
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Fri Jan-19-07 11:36 AM
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15. "Get women through hypnosis!" |
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Cure disease with water, win ir Iraq, by closing your eyes and wishing hard, etc.
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Fri Jan-19-07 12:45 PM
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19. Oh, damn! The secrets of women are going to be revealed! |
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How in the world are we going to trap and manipulate you guys now, if all of our secrets are getting told? Oh, the HUMANITY!
*sob*
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Fri Jan-19-07 12:51 PM
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20. But Wait! There's More! |
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:07 PM
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22. If you order today, we'll DOUBLE your offer. Just pay separate shipping and handling. |
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:06 PM
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21. No thanks. I'm happy with my Hypno-Specs. |
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:48 PM
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24. Some of Dave's "wisdom"... |
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< > What. A. Jackass. This is a man who has NO clue about women! :rofl: If a man acted the way he is proposing they did, I would be running so damn quickly from him, I would be nothin' but a blur.
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Fri Jan-19-07 01:55 PM
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27. Up to the first knuckle on your index finger |
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and curl the finger back towards you.
Lesson OVER
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Fri Jan-19-07 03:28 PM
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:blush: what are you doing later tonight?
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