It's always "Secret Police"; what about

[Robb]

"Secret Firemen"? Putting out fires in some vaguely oppressive way. Or "Secret Medics"? :shrug:

[GURUving]

1. Secret bricklayers

would be extremely dangerous.

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. ywah, thats how they put up the berlin wall

people going back to thier cars from the supermarked parking lot and going *amack* we-where did this fucking wall come from, wasent her 10 min ago

[renegade000]

2. secret clowns

those would truly terrify me...

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. what about

secret squirrells

[101 Proof]

13. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I've seen those secret squirrels....they never leave me alone.....:tinfoilhat:



They're always watching me....

[Zuni]

18. secret flying squirrels?

Those are even more deadly :)

[Zuni]

17. yup, or secret carnies

you know those weird people who work at carnivals. They frighten me.

[Cat Atomic]

5. Secret Santa...

Santa in stealth mode.

[renegade000]

6. he could be walking among us as we speak!

:wow:

[DemoTex]

7. Secret Road Maintenance Crews

Roads get fixed out of sight and out of mind. Magically and mysteriously. No traffic jams and no "Jersey Barrier" obstacle courses. Yes, secret RMCs!

[KG]

8. they do have them, the work on secret roads.

[DemoTex]

11. I know. I realized that as soon as I hit the "POST MESSAGE" button.

The secret roads. Where the swells ride. Of course!

[Mikimouse]

9. We have those in my part of Texas already...

lottsa road signs warning drivers about work crews, but not a sign of anyone there. Eeeeerie! The roads never get fixed either. I'd say that's pretty secret.

[DemoTex]

14. DOUBLE FINES WHEN WORKERS PRESENT

No problem there! Speed on traveler!

[KG]

10. secret chimps!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. Secret Comedians...

I'm one. Nobody knows I'm really funny.
:party:

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Secret teachers

teaching secret subjects to secret students.

[DemoTex]

16. Secret subversives

Oops!