I have today off. When should I start drinking?

[kedrys]

Pondering the possibility of getting an early start just because I can. What say you?

[Left Is Write]

1. Last night.

[kedrys]

2. Yeah, but that was a single bottle of merlot

and Rev_Acts drank half of it. :P

[JackBeck]

3. LOL

:toast:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. After you douche

You want to be dainty-fresh when you're getting piss-drunk.

[RebelOne]

5. Wait until at least noon. n/t

[JackBeck]

6. You haven't started yet?

I'd be drinking if I wasn't at work.

[cwydro]

7. I was gonna say the same thing Jack said

but you better go get the cat food, or they'll never let you forget it.

[kedrys]

8. I made a deal with the s.o.

I get to drink early and clean the litterboxes - a task during which I'd just as soon be drunk off my ass - and the s.o. goes to the store to fetch the cat food.

:toast: :party:

[cwydro]

15. a purr-fect plan!

I hate the litterbox thing.

[itsmesgd]

9. "it's 5 O'clock somewhere" sayeth the great JB

[kedrys]

10. Not in this time zone, but hey. I can't tell time.

The next sound you hear will be me cracking one open to get things started. :bounce:

:toast:

[Arugula Latte]

11. *Meow* Think of the kitty!

Then you can :beer:

[kedrys]

12. Done deal.

And now we drink! :hi: :beer: :toast:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

13. You should have done it when you got off the night before. n/t

[Eagle_Eye]

14. I stopped drinking a few years ago but...

If you have to think about it; you are late.
Start drinking now and get it over with.
Given the opportunity to tie one on, I would drink shots of straight whiskey until I was flying high.
I would usually wake up on the couch with the kitchen door wide open, and TV turned on, and the stereo turned on, and the stove turned on.