OK, so why DID Jesus Christ get tombstoned?

[redwitch]

I never got a chance to chat with him. :mad: Couldn't the admins "roll away the stone"?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Because it was prophesied.

:P

[redwitch]

2. oh.

I guess that makes sense. :P

[AlCzervik]

3. that whole turning water into wine thing--total bs.

[XemaSab]

4. Mad Dog is for FReepers.

:eyes:

[redwitch]

5. no way!

so what DID he turn it into? margaritas?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

6. I suppose that...

He didn't feed 5,000 people with 5 fish and 2 loaves a bread either!

[redwitch]

7. yeah.

It was probably pizza or nachos. :eyes:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

15. You know good and well...

it was a ram in the bush sitting on the side of the Red Sea waiting for Charleton Heston to bring it across!!! :)

[Evoman]

8. Obviously, because Skinner thinks that he's the only god allowed in these here parts.

He doesn't take seconds to no piddling Jesi.


*prepares himself to be tombstoned by the great and poweful Skinner* Mercy, my lord!!! MERCY!

[LostInAnomie]

9. That's what you get when you mess with the Undertaker!

Son of God or not.

[Little Wing]

10. Because the admins ran out of wood?

:shrug:

[mainegreen]

11. That's good. And bad. Very bad!

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

13. omg lol!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[Danger Mouse]

12. He was a fundie.

I heard he was banned from Free Republic, though. Tried to say something about 'love thy neighbor' and 'let he who is without sin cast the first stone'
didn't last.

[WhollyHeretic]

14. He was tombstoned for our flamewars

O8)