Are you interested in reading about the sexual habits of other DU members?

[Beausoir]

[SPKrazy]

1. Que?

:shrug:

maybe?

[Beausoir]

2. Care to elaborate?

I'm just teasing.

[SPKrazy]

6. No Hablo Ingles!

:shrug:


:rofl:


:P

[Beausoir]

10. How do you spell "perv" in Spanish?

You aren't fooling me. Naughty boy.

[SPKrazy]

12. Perv

same as in English I think!

:evilgrin:

[Beausoir]

14. Well, you would be the "go-to" man on this.

[SPKrazy]

18. That's Good To Know!

I aspire to be the "go to man" on being a perv in life, especially special on DU where the competition is quite intense to be a perv!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. I haven't any, so that resolves that issue...

:rofl:

[Beausoir]

8. Well, to be brutally honest...I think you are Teh hotness.

You, for a teeny man....have a HUGE fountain. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

23. !

:blush: :bounce: :D :woohoo:

So what are your hobbies? ;)

[Beausoir]

26. I am into Minnesota men who have nice shiny hair.

Hee.

Fear not. I am a happily married mom living in Brainerd.

But you DO have nice hair.

[Whoa_Nelly]

98. Brainerd???!!!???

I grew up summers on Gull north shore, west of Grand View!
Was there a couple of summers ago for a visit. Still have friends up there!

Beautiful area! :hi:

[Deja Q]

110. I'm happy for you.

:)

When I enlist, I'll be sure to have them save my hair in a box. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

4. hell yeah!

:evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

5. sex is a habit?

:)

aA

[SPKrazy]

9. If Not It Can

wither away?

:shrug:

askin' not sayin'

[auntAgonist]

17. ......

:rofl: wither!!


aA

[SPKrazy]

19. Que?

:popcorn:

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

7. By that do you mean

nitty gritty details (which are largely against the rules anyhow)

or orientation, who a partner is or other parts of a person's identity that are related to sexuality?

[Beausoir]

13. Oh...just anything.

Whatever floats your boat.

Just trying to keep the conversation lively WITHOUT including the word "douche".

[LeftyMom]

15. Okay then

Answers are:

Sure! (Unless they're ugly)
and
Heck yes! I loves me some gossip!

[Lyric]

11. Of course!

There's nothing wrong with a healthy interest in sexuality, especially when it pertains to hot liberals like you all. :D

[Nicole]

16. Does the reading material include invitations?

Then hell yeah, of course I am! :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

20. You Are Cordially Invited

engraved and all I'm sure of it!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

22. Thanks

I do like me some.....

engraved invitations. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

25. Here

It says

Nicole,

you are cordially invited to read about the sexual habits of DU'ers.

Would you like to be included in the book?

Sincerely

The Lounge

[Nicole]

29. LMAO!!!!!!!

Engraved & formal! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

30. Did You Expect Less?

:* :evilgrin:

[Beausoir]

32. Ummm...

About the handcuffs.........

Que?

[SPKrazy]

34. No comprendo!

No

comprendo!

:shrug:

they just appeared?

:rofl:

[Nicole]

33. Yes I did

on such short notice. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

36. I've Had Them A Couple Of Weeks

waiting for this thread

:rofl:

[Nicole]

38. A ha!

I got stockpiled invites? :P

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

39. Oh No

I planned them for you in particular

I just didn't know when the thread would appear

:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

40. Oh sure you did

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

50. No, It's True

surely you believe me

well, okay you caught me

I just found it on the information superhighway for you! ;)

Thought you'd like it

:evilgrin:

[S n o w b a l l]

41. delete

Sorry!

[Beausoir]

42. Do not get my pretty thread locked!

Under no circumstances are you to post more pictures like that.

Really. Don't. Stop! Don't stop! Please. Don't stop.

[S n o w b a l l]

44. delete

[Beausoir]

45. No! Come back and post that again! That was sooo pretty.

I was being sarcastic!

You and your handcuffs are most welcome!

[S n o w b a l l]

47. I can't tell if you're being serious or not...

:(

[Beausoir]

49. I promise...I was just kidding you! That was a gorgeous image.

Really gorgeous.

Sometimes...sarcasm doesn't come across the right way on the internet. I apologize.

And you posted a beautiful and hot image that was completely within the rules here...I hope.

[S n o w b a l l]

48. Oh, ok...I'm sensitive like that...

Do NOT want to offend anyone.

:)

[Beausoir]

52. Me too!

This is my first "youknowwhat" thread.

Been here for several years, but tonight, I just felt like talking about "youknowwhat".

Sorry for any confusion.

[SPKrazy]

53. Hey

let's talk about "youknowwhat"

some more

:evilgrin:

[Beausoir]

59. OK! You go first!

[SPKrazy]

63. What Sexual Habits Of Other DU'ers Are Of Interest

I mean, are we talking just, you know, the garden variety stuff

or are we out there on the cutting edge?

[S n o w b a l l]

55. I'm still new and don't know the rules

so I get a little paranoid wondering if I'm overstepping the boundaries. I'm sorry for the confusion.

[Beausoir]

57. Post that pic again. Let's see what happens!

Puh-leeze?

[SPKrazy]

61. Pretty puh-leeze!

with double sugar on top

:evilgrin:

[Name removed]

64. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Beausoir]

66. Now THAT is some "youknowwhat!"

Thanks, hon.

You made me giggle tonight.

[SPKrazy]

67. _-_

wow

that's pretty good handcuff stuff eh?

:evilgrin:

[Beausoir]

71. You started it.

I love this place.

[SPKrazy]

72. -__-

Don't ya!

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

58. Your Fine!

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

51. What Did I Miss?

:evilgrin:

[Beausoir]

54. Ohhhhhhh. It was soooo pretty. You would have drooled over it.

It was one of the most erotic pics I have ever seen. A lovely woman.....

Ooops....so sorry you didn't get to see it. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

56. Damn

I wish she'd bring it back

she posted one yesterday that was very pretty too

:evilgrin:

[Beausoir]

62. Perhaps we can entice her to post that image again?

[S n o w b a l l]

60. Well you started it Southpaw....

you and your handcuffs.

:)

[SPKrazy]

65. I've Still Got My Handcuffs

whatcha got?

:evilgrin:

I missed it earlier

[swag]

21. I read about them all the time, so I guess I am interested.

[Beausoir]

24. Baha!

For some reason, DU members seem to post a LOT about their sex lives.

Life is good.

[Danger Mouse]

27. No. absolutely not. Not even a little bit.

[Beausoir]

28. Not even a teensy weensy little bit?

[Danger Mouse]

37. Not even an itsby bitsy, teeny weeny little tiny bit...

[BikeWriter]

31. Certainly! You didn't think I was here for politics, did you?

[EstimatedProphet]

35. Hey, if DUers want to dress like nuns during sex, it's not my business.

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. Maybe....but I've got enough material of my own to keep myself

occupied. :rofl: :evilgrin: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

69. But Some Of Us Are Also Interested In

what you got!

:evilgrin: :loveya: :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

113. They are? I had no idea...

:rofl: :hi: :evilgrin: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

117. I Didn't Think You Did

that's why I was letting you know

;)

Just being helpful as that is my way.

:evilgrin:


This was quite a thread I think last night, eh? :shrug:




:hi: :loveya:

[rug]

46. As long as it involves moe than one person.

[bicentennial_baby]

68. Define 'sexual habits'

first of all...

[Beausoir]

74. Why does it need a definition?

I can't "define" sex. It is what it is...to any and all people.

[bicentennial_baby]

75. Your question....sorry, it needs

clarification :shrug:

'sexual habits' can encompass many things...And I have no idea what you're referring to :shrug:

[Beausoir]

76. You want me to "clarify" sex? Sorry. I can't do that.

Sex is many things to many people. Whatever works for whomever it works for.

Just having a bit of fun.

[SPKrazy]

You Know

like do you pick your nose during sex?

do you make quirky noises during sex that are habits

things like that

I think?

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

70. I guess I could deal w/ a detail or two

I would get to know you guys better.

[SPKrazy]

73. Well We'd Love To Get To Know You Better Too

:evilgrin:


welcome (again) to DU

[Mary Tyler Moore]

77. Ok, Southpaw

I am an open book. Well, more like a diary with a tiny little lock you can pick with a bobby pin.

[SPKrazy]

78. I Come Prepared Then...

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

81. You are quite a SouthPawKicker in the pants!

... Were you a Boy Scout too?

[SPKrazy]

83. Yes, But Not A Good Boy Scout

I was in fact a bad boy scout

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

84. Coincidence?

I was kicked out of the Girl Scouts.

[SPKrazy]

86. No Coincidences ....

is this a good story?

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

90. I was quite charming even then...

Turns out, if you give one girl a bloody nose, you are considered unladylike.

Eventually, the nuns tended to agree with that assessment.

Nervous?

[SPKrazy]

91. No, Not Nervous

nuns have habits

was it a Catholic Girl Scout troop?

:shrug:

:popcorn: :pals:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

94. hehe

Nah, my parents thought Catholic school would straighten me out, but I am a textbook, wayward Catholic girl.

Enough about me, let's hear about your Southpaw.

[SPKrazy]

97. My Southpaw Is Fine

it's my leg that is the southpaw, it is a kicker

I can kick right legged, but I can kick a lot better with my left.

I realized this while coaching my son's soccer team and it was that time that I was signing up on DU and well, that was the way it happened.

so mary tyler moore, I guess Lou Grant is dead?

But you were a Catholic school girl

skirts and all?

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

99. Oh, leg... right.

I like those that can kick, but I have an affinity for those that are ambidextrous.

Yes, skirts, bobby socks the whole 9. (Socks, again? I am not usually so preoccupied with my feet.

[SPKrazy]

101. I Kick

left legged

I can kick right legged as well

skirts, bobby socks, etc.

I have an affinity for that....


:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

103. Barefoot?

Or do you need socks too?

[SPKrazy]

104. I need socks too

and I can use shinguards because despite the fact that I'm coaching 6 & 7 year olds, they can kick the shit out of you if you aren't watching.

:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

105. Bob and Weave, Kicker...

I wear protective gear at snack time, but that maneuver has saved many a day.

[SPKrazy]

106. Mary Tyler Moore

protective gear at snack time?
where are you from?

:wtf:


:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

107. Yes, I throw the cookies and run.

Those little ones are not to be trifled with, I have seen them render a woman barren in under ten minutes.

[SPKrazy]

108. You're Cracking Me Up Now

I finally get it duh

yes little ones are not to be trifled with, they are DANGEROUS and as I said they can kick hard.

I had a bruise on my shin from one that lasted 2 weeks and hurt like crazy. I thought, oh, these guys can't get me.

hmmmph I was wrong.

:P

[momophile]

79. okay. what do ya got?

I mean, no.

[skygazer]

80. Absolutely

I do draw the line at reading about the sexual habits of freepers, however. A girl's gotta have standards.

[UTUSN]

82. Koo-chi KOO-chi? Well, I have one--------NO, THREE------in mind n/t

[BarenakedLady]

85. Sure why not?

I'm not getting any, I may as well read about it. :shrug: And then get jealous and stuff. hehe

[SPKrazy]

87. Well We Want To Read About The Exploits Of The Famous

BNL

past would do fine

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

88. Unfortunately my memory doesn't go back that far

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

89. Well Then Make Shit Up

we will believe anything

:popcorn:

[qnr]

92. Does not interest me in the least n/t

[enigmatic]

93. Nah

unless Salma Hayek is a member of DU:)

[Lochloosa]

95. I love that movie

just for that 2 mins.

[enigmatic]

96. Oh man

I had a huge crush on her before that movie because of "Desparado", but that scene clinched it for me..

[wildhorses]

100. i sure don't come here to read about the sexual habits of the

fruitfly

















tee hee i said come

[SPKrazy]

102. You come

I said it too!

to read about the sexual habits of DU members

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

109. Yes... it's the only way I can Gage if I'm normal

[Hissyspit]

111. Not in READING about them. n/t

[taterguy]

112. I admit that I am

And that I'll be dreadfully disappointed if my PM box isn't overflowing with tales of depravity after I post this message

[montanto]

114. Yessssss!!!11!! nt

[montanto]

115. Riding crop, check.

[montanto]

116. Blindfold. check

[montanto]

118. Black leather motorcycle gloves. check

[montanto]

119. Rope. check

[montanto]

120. let the adventure begin!

[BreweryYardRat]

121. I'm not getting any. Last thing I need is MORE reminders of it.