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Edited on Mon Jan-05-04 12:04 PM by markses
When I was in college, I lived in an apartment w/ 7 other guys. From the outside, it looked like two apartments - one on the left and one on the right, with four bedrooms in each - but the landlord had built an interior connecting corridor. There were also unconnected apartment upstairs and downstairs from us. They had the same floor plans, but no connecting corridor. The guys who live in those apartments were definitely not our friends, so they would have no way of knowing that OUR apartments were connected.
In any case, I stayed up at school one summer when everyone else went home, so the left apartment was completely empty of people, though some of the stuff remained in the rooms (which were locked), and there was a TV in the living room. I was the only one in the right apartment. The guys upstairs were also there for the summer, and I'd see them coming and going (Wat up? Howyoodoin'?). My girlfriend at the time was also up for the summer, so after a night of drinking, she came back to my place, since I had an air conditioner in my room and it was hot as balls. I heard the guys upstairs having a little drunken party, as per usual.
So around four in the morning, I'm sleeping, and my girlfriend comes back into the room from a trip to the bathroom. In order to get to the bathroom, she had to pass the connecting corridor. "Hey," she says, waking me up with a somewhat worried shake, "Did you turn on the light next door?" Whaaaat? No. Hell no! The lights were all OFF in the left apartment. I hadn't been in the left apartment for days, and nobody else should have either. Without a blink, without a tired "huh?" I grabbed the heavy end of a two-piece pool cue that I kept next to my bed and ran next door, boxers and a tee-shirt. Sure enough, a light was on. I went through the open rooms, pool cue first, ready to put a muthafuckers head out.
OK. Tough guy act, to be sure. I did grow up in a nasty little neighborhood in NYC, so I've had my share of busted heads, and returned the favor on more than one occasion. I was pissed. I went to the back door of the apartment, and saw that the door window was broken, and the door unlocked. The front door was unlocked as well. Motherfucker. Someone had been in that apartment while we were sleeping. Girlfriend insisted I call the cops immediately, which I reluctantly did (another symptom of where I grew up: don't fucking call the cops, don't be a rat bastard - handle your own bizness).
Now, here's what I think happened. The fuckers upstairs got good and drunk with their friends and *knowing that nobody was in the left apartment downstairs* decided to break in and grab some shit, or maybe just trash the place. So they come down the back exterior stairs, break the glass, and in they go. However, as soon as they get out of the kitchen, they realize that the apartments are connected, and they *know* that I'm certainly there next door (they even saw me returning with girlfriend that night). They're college kids, too, and suddenly realize they could get caught on a B&E, and so they boogie out the front door and go back upstairs, leaving all the doors unlocked. It had to be somebody who 1) knew the left apartment was empty, 2) knew the right apartment was occupied, and 3) didn't know about the connecting corridor. I just know it was those assholes. Even gave them a "Have a good night last night," full of sarcasm and implication, when I saw them the next day, to which they sheepishly and guiltily said "Oh, yeah."
But the UPSHOT: Girlfriend told me years later that she was really impressed with the way I jumped out of bed and headed off to handle the situation, pool cue in hand, no fear. Yeah, it's macho bullshit, but once in a while it comes in handy: Handle your bizness. I say years later, cuz same girlfriend is now my wife, who I love dearly.
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