If I dont make it to 1000 posts in this thread

[Pierre.Suave]

I am defecting to Freeperland and giving them all our secrets.

[VenusRising]

1. Why do you hate America?

:spank::spank::spank:

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Freepers love amerika

more than us, dont you know that? They all have little yellow ribbons and flags on their cars...

[crim son]

2. I was going to go to bed but let's DO THIS!

How many pairs of shoes do you have and wear regularly?

[Pierre.Suave]

4. warm or cold?

outside?

Cause I only own 3 total that arent for work, one pair of boots, one pair of shoes, and some sandals...

and 2 pairs of dress shoes.

[crim son]

6. Okay, I've got the idea.

Ummm. Ankle socks or knee-highs? Also, colored or white/athletic? Don't tell me I don't know how to dazzle you with sparkling conversation...

[Pierre.Suave]

7. LOL

in these two posts alone, I have already talked more about shoes than I have in probably 4 years...

White, athletic, unless I am working, then I wear dress socks that match, each other and my wardrobe, or swimming, then I dont wear socks...

[crim son]

10. My goal is to broaden your mind!

Really do have to get to bed now, but you are only twelve, thirteen posts away and you can handle it. G'night :hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

16. I will make it

thanks for your help.

[KitchenWitch]

5. This post makes the Baby Jesus cry!

x(

[Pierre.Suave]

8. baby jesus cries a lot

his dad is an asshole.

[KitchenWitch]

9. I love your irreverence!

:yourock:

[VenusRising]

11. Word Association?

Constantinople

[Pierre.Suave]

12. Brass Pole

I really need my special girl back apparently...

[KitchenWitch]

14. Platform shoes!

[VenusRising]

23. Disco!!

[KitchenWitch]

38. Brick House

[Pierre.Suave]

49. LOL

do you really need me to tell you what that one brings up?

[KitchenWitch]

51. LOL

go for it!

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

57. Bush Family Compound

IN texas....






















I sure hope you get that one...

[VenusRising]

15. Ok. I don't even want to know!

:rofl:



Cheez-it

[Pierre.Suave]

22. Oh, I could tell you stories

I had a Brass Pole in my house during college.

The entire thing cost less than a hundred bucks at home depot...

[KitchenWitch]

25. I was recently perusing Craigslist ads

And a stripper pole had been listed. Apparently some guy got one for his wife and she did not like it.

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

27. I bet that was one husband who was sleeping

on the couch for awhile!

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

33. actually,

I bet he was sharing space in the doghouse.

[KitchenWitch]

34. for sure!

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

32. HAHAHA

thats funny

[wildhorses]

13. why you wanna make baby jesus cry?

[Pierre.Suave]

17. Just doing my part

to toughen the little guy up, the freeper world is a rough place.

[SPKrazy]

31. You Already did WH

remember

evil incarnate

:evilgrin:

you made baby jesus cry

I did too though, so it's not like it's real hard to do.

:rofl:

I'm so going to hell if there is such a place I'm screwn!

[wildhorses]

42. ever seen conan sing his

i'm a gonna go to hell when i die:rofl:

and his lullabies for babies:rofl:

going to hell? shit i'll probably be driving the damn bus;)

[SPKrazy]

61. Since I'll Be On The Bus

and I hate buses, can I sit up front by you?

:rofl: :yoiks:

[wildhorses]

64. sure thing

:P

[SPKrazy]

66. Cool!

:evilgrin:

it'll be more fun than the alternative, boring people that don't do anything fun

[wildhorses]

69. when they have convinced us that war is peace

then hell must be heaven:dilemma:

[Pierre.Suave]

72. that just makes it

all the more appealing.

[SPKrazy]

73. War Is Peace

hell is heaven

death is life

you're right I think

I wouldn't trust a fundie's idea of heaven


Of course that means John was right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8LR25HeJA

[Pierre.Suave]

75. I never knew

there was a video for that song, thanks.

[wildhorses]

76. above us only sky--

i got dibs on cloud nine;)

[SPKrazy]

77. I Got Dibs On Cloud 8

it is just underneath cloud 9

so above it is only cloud 9, not sky, but above it is wild horsie so that makes it all okay!

;)

[wildhorses]

78. hi neighbor

:hi:just think of the weather we could make:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

79. I'm Thinkin'

we could make it rain! Or somethin'

:evilgrin:

that's why I was thinkin' cloud 8

[wildhorses]

80. you know why 6 is jealous of 9?

cos 7-8-9:P

[SPKrazy]

81. Well Damn

If 7 8 9

then maybe I should have been on 7?

what did 8 eat?

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

82. I Just Put Someone On

Ig_ _ e

Hadn't done that in a long time.

LOL

in a different thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6116897

hmmm, can you figure out who I might have done that too?

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

83. hmmm--yes, i see

and i see you changed your avatar:thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

84. I Changed It Last Night

solidarity with people that are important to me who are screwn by my state that discriminates against gays. Also, someone told me that there has been some discrimination on GD against gays.

So, I'll be the pink triangle in support of my gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered friends!

Oh, I took him off ignore just to read what he said.

Can't really stand to not know what someone says.


:rofl:

[wildhorses]

85. good idea

check your pm

[Pierre.Suave]

56. We are all

screwn...

and a bunch of Morans...

[wildhorses]

65. who eat at the olive garden

we suck so bad

[Pierre.Suave]

67. While breast feeding

and eating corn flake crusted fried chicken.

[wildhorses]

70. while spanking our cell-phone using kids who smoke

:woohoo:

[Pierre.Suave]

71. LOL

I guess I missed that one.

:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

74. and they also are eating transfats

and your little woo hoo guy is winking at me

did you do that on purpose? ;)

[KitchenWitch]

18. Ten more posts!

[Pierre.Suave]

19. 8

after this.

[KitchenWitch]

20. woohoo!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. My dear jasonc!

Empty threats will only piss us off!

You will make it in this thread, baby!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[Pierre.Suave]

24. I better

cause I got the dirt...

[fizzgig]

26. you just need to flirt more

guaranteed to boost the post numbers

[Pierre.Suave]

29. HAHA

maybe, but it makes me feel weird...

[SPKrazy]

35. So Let's Get This Flirty Started!

I mean, why not?

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

39. not that i know anything about that...

O8)

[SPKrazy]

Sure You Don't ;)

I've seen your pic with no clothes on

and it looks pretty nice to me

and I'm coming to find the BAV sometime in the spring

so we gotta get the flirt on now


:evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

50. and just how do you know

i didn't have clothes on in that pic?

pants are clothes

:P

[SPKrazy]

58. Well That Is True

I just fantasized the complete absence of clothing perhaps.

But the partial absence of clothes is very provocative to me.

But pants are clothes. Pants can also be taken off or put on. ;)

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

41. I try not to associate with

mac users who publically speak badly about the dock...




























;-) :rofl:

(I sure hope that was you, or I will once again look awfully silly)

[opiate69]

28. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Pierre.Suave]

30. adult or youngin?

the details are important...

[fizzgig]

36. but is an african or european swallow?

that is the most important detail

[opiate69]

43. It's a King's job to know these things

[fizzgig]

47. i didn't know we 'ad a king

i thought we were an autonomous collective

[Pierre.Suave]

54. LOL

[VenusRising]

37. TWO MORE!!

Come on jasonc!!

[KitchenWitch]

40. you can do it!

:woohoo:

Jason Jason He's our man
If he can't do it No one can!

[Pierre.Suave]

44. THIS IS POST 1000

This rounds on me!!

:toast: :toast: :toast:

and your secrets are safe....for now....

[KitchenWitch]

45. cool!

[opiate69]

46. Woot!

:toast:

[VenusRising]

48. Woot!!

Way to go jasonc!
:yourock:
:toast:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

60. My dear jasonc!

Biggo congrats on making your 1000th post!

Here's to many, many more!

:toast:

[Pierre.Suave]

62. thanks.

[Pierre.Suave]

52. thank you, thank you

I would like to thank bUSHCo, without whom I would have never been inspired to begin this journey, my fellow DUers who make me laugh at bUSHCo, and of course any freeper lurkers who really thought I was going to come to the darkside with teh dirt....





Suckers....

[VenusRising]

59. Actually, I think the term is...

Morans!!

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

63. I am totally screwn

you are right...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

53. Shit, All You Had To Do Was Post A Thread About Douchebags.

Congrats on your 1000 and here's to many more!

:toast:

[Pierre.Suave]

55. yeah,

I never do things the easy way...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

68. LOL Ok. Cheers To Ya Anyway, Mate.

:toast:

[GOPBasher]

86. What's your favorite color?

[Pierre.Suave]

87. BLUE!

what else?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

88. So, how 'bout da Bears ?

[Pierre.Suave]

90. How bout them?

I dont watch the NFL

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

92. No need to watch the NFL ...

I see you got your "thousand", congratulations

:applause:

[bigwillq]

89. Congrats on 1000!

:toast:

[Pierre.Suave]

91. thanks.