Emo band names

[jpgray]

My girlfriend and I thought of this one after watching a German movie with the words "please, with us":

Bitter Mittens

[RetroLounge]

1. Exist Darkly

eom

RL

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Dead While Dying on the Flaming Knee of the Twisted River of Death Flame

[ghostsofgiants]

9. On second thought, that's more of a shitty metalcore band name.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. What's an Emo band?

I've seen clips on You Tube about "Emo Boys" and it seems that they are all cute boys that like to kiss each other.

Not that it would get my attention in anyway.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Well the word itself has evolved to basically mean shitty whiney pop-punk...

And music of the sort. And the kids who take it really seriously these days. Gives people someone to ridicule I suppose. Originally it was just a word that meant emotional hardcore punk.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Trust-fund hippies might be appropriate, too.

[WindRavenX]

7. LOL

"trust fund hippies"

fuckin a!! :thumbsup:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. You know it's true.

:hi:

[WindRavenX]

12. I just call those people "yuppies"

And lord, I FUCKING HATE YUPPIES. DIE YUPPIE SCUM DIE!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Hey, even Dave Matthews needs a fanbase...

And we wouldn't want hackey sack companies to go out of business.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. LOL!

:rofl:

Dave Matthews is bringing Castrati back! :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I thought he was bringing Muppet voice acting back.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. No, the Muppets can carry a tune.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Haha, touché.

[sundog]

23. hehehe

that was good :D

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I aim to please!

Haha.

[WindRavenX]

6. yeah, back in the day...

...they weren't too bad. Nowadays I just want to slap the kids when they whine about half the shit they do-- cry over something, you know, a little remotely important. Your mom telling you to clean your rats nest of a room doesn't count :P

[graywarrior]

16. Kill Me Or I Do

[Little Wing]

17. The Peoples' Poet

The Original Emo

[ghostsofgiants]

19. The world's stupidest bottom burp?

[Little Wing]

20. It's ME, it's ME

Correct

World's biggest bogey?

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Toxteth O'Grady, USA.

(Though "It was ME, it was ME!" was the answer to "Who's been tampering with my questions?" Neil answered the stupidest bottom burp question, haha.)

[Little Wing]

22. I was wondering if that was it

:+

Toxteth has his own wiki page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxteth_O%27Grady

[grace0418]

24. World's Stickiest Boogie!

Hand's up who likes me!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. Douchebags on a Dime.

[LostInAnomie]

25. Darkly Self Cut and the Dark Dark Cry

or We Are Talentless Hacks Being Sold To Self Obsessed Idiots Through Clever Marketing Gimmicks (WATHBSTSOITHCMG for short).

[JVS]

27. Deviancy Amplification Spiral

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deviancy_amplification_spiral

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Haha, I like that.

[JVS]

30. yeah, I actually think that would be a good name for a non-wussy/emo band

[bridgit]

29. Piteous Woe...

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. My Hair Has Been Crying, not Me

Nah, that's more of a song title.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

32. here are some regarding image

Trift Store Rockers - they buy concert shrunk 80's T-shirts at the trift store, then make themselves the self-appointed expert on the band. Personal note thanks assholes, you ruined my eBay business I use to get good money from your parents who are having a middle life crisis buying these shirts.

Goodwill Hunting - similiar to the above but they find the ugliest green or orange household items from goodwill to furnish into their converted apartments their trying to make look like a warehouse loft.

3 Day stain - Goodwill Hunting and Trift Store Rockers knock these kinds for being posers, they go to the local target or old navy and buy brand new retro wear, they wear for 3 days if their lucky get stains on the cloth and instant emo.

Hair Don't Care - This can be a mixed bag, some go to the extreme to style their grease flat look by putting a half a bottle of gel in their hair, some keep it real and just wake up and then whine about the posers who take the time in the morning to do their hair.