Elidor
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Wed Jan-07-04 10:13 PM
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You left the coffee pot on this morning.
He's cheating on you with your best friend.
As you sit here eating, your son has just broken into the locked box under your bed.
You're about to win the lottery.
But first you'll be killed by a truck.
They know. They KNOW. Yes, about THAT.
Time to renew your unemployment insurance.
Indictments against you will be handed down tomorrow.
Two words: Bee Oh.
You will live the rest of your insignificant life among uncaring idiots and die in poverty of a lingering disease. Now have a nice day.:)
(Add your own...)
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| grasswire
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Wed Jan-07-04 10:20 PM
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"If you can read this, the poison hasn't worked yet."
Found in a real fortune cookie.
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| Elidor
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Wed Jan-07-04 10:22 PM
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| 2. You gotta tell me more - I love a good story |
| MsChiff
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Wed Jan-07-04 10:26 PM
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| 3. Another Real Fortune Cookie |
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It annoys me to no end, because I happen to get this particular fortune repeatedly:
"A very atractive lady has a message for you."
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| DebJ
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Wed Jan-07-04 10:39 PM
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| 4. "Four more years" of oligarchy |
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Wed Jan-07-04 10:45 PM
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| 5. "That wasn't chicken." |
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Thu Jan-08-04 01:01 AM
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Thu Jan-08-04 01:03 AM
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Or "on the toilet". Or whatever you prefer.
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Thu Jan-08-04 04:10 AM
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...I once bought a little Chinese cotton jacket in Chinatown SF -- pretty black with red characters on it. Someone translated it for me a few years later at a party. It read thus: "This is a cheap dish, but tasty."
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Thu Jan-08-04 07:47 AM
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