"Go blow it out your ass Howard"

[sleipnir]

I just finished watching "Blazing Saddles"

Damn funny movie, and I forgot all about that hilarious quote in the town hall...

The movie is too damn funny, I can't stop laughing. And it's got a great sublime progressive message....go Mel!!!!

Anyone else's favorite lines?

(if this gets locked because of "ass" we having bigger problems here at DU than I thought...)

[salinen]

1. something like

"oh where am I agonna get a shitload of dimes"

"No, Mongo strait"

[maveric]

4. From Hedley LaMarr

I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, .. muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists!

[Sapphocrat]

6. He should have just said he wanted Republicans. n/t

[Melodybe]

5. I've always been fond of "hey where the white women at?"

[DEM FAN]

2. I Thought You Were Talking About Howard Dean. I Fell Better Now.

:-)

[delete_bush]

3. Always related to this one...

"Mongo just pawn in game of life"

[Catch22Dem]

7. "Let me just whip this out"

Sheriff pulls a piece of paper out of his pants to make a speech as the crowd gasps. It's the best!

[terrya]

8. "Shewiff, is it twoo what they say about how you people are...gifted"?

"Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo, it's twoo!"

I LOVED Madeline Kahn in "Blazing Saddles"

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

9. Bitte, Baby!

Cleavon Little wasn't chopped liver, either.

[arwalden]

10. Same Here...

I've adored her in everything she's done. Especially YF and Clue.

"Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her so-o-o... much... it... it... the... it... the... flames... flames... flames... on the side of my face... breathing... breathless... heaving breaths... "

-- Allen

[terrya]

11. I'm cracking up over that line from "Clue"

:-)

Easily the funniest moment of "Clue"

Terry

[peekaloo]

15. A wed wose, how womantic.

another favorite but not from Lili is:

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. oooh, sorry, but fifteen's my limit on schnitzengruben

[GregW]

12. "We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em."

Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW! We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

[YNGW]

13. Let's play......

(Scene where Wilder wakes up from his drunken stupor in jail and sees Little as Sheriff)

Bart (Cleavon Little) - So, what do you like to do?

Waco Kid (Gene Wilder) - Oh,.........play chess..................screw.

Bart - Let's play chess.

---------------------------------------------

(Same Scene)

Waco Kid - Look at this hand.

Bart - Steady as a rock.

Waco Kid (Raising his other hand. It is shaking) - Yeah, but I shoot with this one.

[truthspeaker]

14. "We've gotta protect our phony-baloney jobs here, gentlemen!"

Gov: "I didn't get a 'harumph' out of that guy."

Lamar: "Give the governor 'harumph'!"

Man: "Harumph!"

Gov: "You watch your ass."

[Kolesar]

17. Slim Pickens: "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes"

At the Governor's toll booth they erected in the desert brush.

[DonP]

18. Excuse me, while I whip this out (reaching for pants) nxt

[terrya]

19. "Work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello, boys, I missed you"!

Governor LePitomaine talking to the ample bosom of his secretary.

[MGKrebs]

20. Also Gov. Lapetomine (sp.)

Trying to use the ball and paddle toy, unsuccessfully, hands it to someone and says "This thing is WARPED."

My favorite is the "dimes" scene also. This is the funniest movie ever for me. "Life of Brian" a close second.

21. not a line, but a sight gag

riding through the desert and it turns out that the music on the soundtrack is actually not the soundtrack but the real Count Basie orchestra playing in the desert.

[jimbo fett]

22. Ungh-ungh, baby. Thirteen snitzenglubens is my limit.

I probably misspelled "snitzenglubens."

[gator_in_Ontario]

23. Taggert:

"You talk purtier than a $20 whore" (to Lamarr)