"Then Pizza's gonna send out for you!"

[TheMightyFavog]

It's a Spaceballs quote thread!

"Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!

[nyrnyr1994]

1. "Evil will always triumph...

because Good is dumb."

[nyrnyr1994]

2. "And on this ship, you shall refer to me as Idiot...

not you Captain!"

[TheMightyFavog]

3. Just what we need...

A Druish Princess!

[nyrnyr1994]

4. Funny...

she doesn't look Druish!

[jpgray]

7. LOL! Forgot about that one. (nt)

[TheMightyFavog]

5. WHAT???

You went over my helmet?

[jpgray]

6. "I'm surrounded by assholes!" :-) (nt)

[nyrnyr1994]

8. "Keep firing Asshole!"

[nyrnyr1994]

9. And here's the #1 quote...(IMO of course)

"I bet she gives great helmet!"

[TheMightyFavog]

10. From the same scene..

Go back to the golf course and work on your putz!

[ET Awful]

11. No the best quote is . . .

"She's gone from suck to BLOW!" with
"I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted" being a close second :)

[KadeCarrion]

12. "You IDIOTS!

You've captured their STUNT DOUBLES!"

[CatWoman]

13. MY HAIR!!!!!!!!

HE SHOT MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

14. It's not that we're afraid of death, far from it,

it's just that we've got this thing about death...It's not us.

[GOPisEvil]

16. I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm myown best friend.

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?


Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.

[CatWoman]

18. I'm your sister's cousin's brother's hairdresser's .......................

Or something like that :silly:

[GOPisEvil]

19. Which makes us...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

[VelmaD]

22. "I am your father's...

brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate."

*snort*

Love that line.

[Archae]

15. "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

And this one: "Merchandizing! Merchandizing! Merchandizing!"

Or "Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!"

"Spaceballs? Oh shit, there goes the planet."

"He's jammed our radar!"

"No sir, I did not see you playing with your toys!"

[MissMillie]

17. "What's the matter Colonel Sanders..... chicken?" (n/t)

.

[Zomby Woof]

20. Moichandising!

Where the real money is made!

[FunBobbyMucha]

21. "Black Squadron, Report!"

"We ain't seen shit!"

[nyrnyr1994]

23. God willing we'll all meet again

in Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money...

[TheMightyFavog]

24. From the ludicrous speed scene...

Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!