Well, they finally did it. They came up with a Reality Show for me

[Khephra]

Mad Mad House To Debut

SCI FI Channel announced that its reality series Mad Mad House will debut March 4 and will air Thursdays at 9 p.m. ET/PT as part of a new original programming block called SCI FI Thursday. The 10-episode weekly series chronicles the unhinging of 10 everyday people who move into a house run by a vampire, a Wiccan, a naturist, a Voodoo Priestess and a "modern primitive" to compete for a $100,000 prize, the network reported.

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/art-main.html?2004-01/08/10.30.sfc

[Foehammer]

1. Will this crap TV ever end? (nt)

[w13rd0]

2. Haha, I thought that was an ad for one of Comedy Channel's...

..."parody" shows. Haha, that's great. I may have to watch that "crap TV" just for kicks. But what the heck do I know, I've actually watched Simple Life (and no, it hasn't made me view the rich girls as spoiled but lovable oafs, just spoiled twits with way too much money...a good demonstration of the need for a "death tax").

[Loonman]

3. Wimpy choices

Try living with an actor or a musician.

[NoPasaran]

5. Or an artist

As the Freepers say, it makes me shutter

[Loonman]

7. Oh yeah

Nothing personal, just very hard people to live with.

[donsu]

4. thanks for posting this

I dig reality shows. watching how people relate to each other and the circumstances is way more interesting then watching sports or sitcoms.

[kcwayne]

6. They came up with one for me, but won't let me enter!!

I am going to file a discrimination suit.

The show is called "Can you be a pornstar".

The winner gets a contract with Vivid films, one of the leading producers of adult entertainment (so they tell me :})

Well, duh, sure I can. But NO, they say I can't try out because I am not a foxy 20 year old with plastic breasts and goose crap between my ears.

I mean, I can get the breasts. They'd look a little funny on a 50 year old man, but hey, this was going to me my shot!

[Cleita]

8. All those are real except the Vampire, or do they have

vampire bats in the attic?