Heathers

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

"What's your damage, Heather?"

"F!!k me gently with a chain-saw!"

"I love my dead gay son!"

"Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!"

"Why do I smoke these damn things, anyway?" - "Because you're an idiot." - "Oh yeah, that's it."

"I ... I ... I should have let you get that job at the mall!"

"I got you into a Remington party, and what's my reward? It's on the hallway carpet - I got paid in puke!"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, honey.

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

4. Thank you, Miss Fleming, call me when the shuttle lands

"Now, is this Heather the cheerleader?" - "No, that would be Heather McNamara." - "Damn, I'd be willing to go half a day for a cheerleader!"

"Heather and I used to go out, and she said I was boring, but now I realise I really wasn't boring, it's just that she was dissatisfied with her life."

[GOPisEvil]

8. Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.

[proud patriot]

2. "Heathers' and "Pump up the Volume"

are 2 great Movies ...."Talk Hard"

[populistmom]

3. "Heather, I made your favorite....

spaghetti..... with extra oregano." (forgive me if it's not totally perfect- no time to google)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Use this instead of Google

http://us.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

[populistmom]

6. One more:

"Teenage su-i-cide, don't do it" by the fabulously fictional band Big Fun!

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

7. heh

Veronica, have you heard? We were doing chinese at the food fair when it comes over the phone that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly flopped(?) in front of a car, wearing a suicide note.

Is she dead?


No, that's the punchline. She's alive, and in stabile condition. Just another example of a geek trying to imitate the popular people at school, failing miserably. Is that pate?

[blm]

14. "You're an idiot." "Oh, you two."

"Oh the humanity."

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. I've been moved around all my life:

Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas... Sherwood, Ohio. And there's always been a Snappy's Snack Shack. Any town, anytime, you can pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a Turbo Dog.

Keeps me sane.

[Hoosier Democrat]

10. My favorite line

B-)

My teen angst bullshit has a body count!

[displacedtexan]

11. Why are you such a Mega-Bitch?

Because I can be.

The final draft of the "Heathers" screenplay:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/snazzy/dircut.html

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

12. great link

Heather Duke underlined a lot of things in this copy of Moby Dick, but I believe the word ``Eskimo'' underlined all by itself, is the key to understanding Heathers pain. On the surface, Heather Duke was the vivacious young lady we all knew her to be, but her soul was in Antartica! Freezing with the knowledge of the way fellow teenagers can be cruel, the way that parents can be unresponsive. And as she writes so elequently in her suicide note, the way that life can suck! We'll all miss Sherwoods little eskimo. Lets just hope she's rubbing noses with Jesus!

[NicoleM]

13. If you wanna

fuck with the eagles, you've got to learn to fly.

[blm]

15. My personal favorite.

You beat me to it.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

16. This is Ohio

if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.