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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 04:49 PM
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What kind of ghost would you be?
Edited on Thu Jan-08-04 05:08 PM by elperromagico
Would you be a malicious ghost, a boring ghost, a playful ghost, or some other kind of ghost?

I'd be a playful ghost. I'd move silverware around and let water out of bathtubs. I'd link paper clips together and empty out bottles of milk. I'd interrupt people during sex. Then, every now and then, I'd scream "GET OUT!!! --- Nah, I'm just fuckin' with you."
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:05 PM
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1. a poltergeist
No computer would be safe around me.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:25 PM
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2. Harmless prankster here...
Funny...I had a dream last night about a ghost that told me to "GET OUT!!!"

Was it you?
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:29 PM
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3. Yes.
But then I really meant it. GET OUT!!!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:42 PM
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6. NO
:spank:

Bad ghost!
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:44 PM
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7. Why are you hitting the back of my head?
Ouch! Stop that! Fuckin' quit it!

That's it. I'm going into your kitchen tonight and throwing all your eggs on the floor.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:34 PM
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4. I'd be a nasty ghost with Tourettes, who eats.........................
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk!
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Paul Hood Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:37 PM
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5. I'd be a
Space Ghost.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:50 PM
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8. I'd be a friendly ghost
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 05:55 PM
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9. Better yet take the Ghost Quiz:
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:24 PM
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15. I'm the attic bride also!
:hi:
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 06:02 PM
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10. The kind that the chick from Taxi played in "Scrooged"
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 06:03 PM
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11. Why, a tibetan hungry ghost.
Doomed to walk the earth continually starving but never allowed to die. You reach for food and it turns to dust and ash, you reach for water but it turns to blood and pus. Unable to control you thirst, it burns like acid in your stomach.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 06:08 PM
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12. I'd go <bump> in the night.
<bump>
What was that? Was that you, honey?
What? I didn't do anything. What are you talking about?
<bump>
There it is again. What the HELL IS that?
Quit it Charles, you're scaring me.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
<bump>
(hee hee)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 06:12 PM
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13. A helpful ghost
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Vitruvius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 06:54 PM
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14. I'd haunt rich BFEE Rethugnicans -- and scare the bejabbers out of them...
Edited on Thu Jan-08-04 06:55 PM by Vitruvius
With special attention to the Bu$h, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rove families. :evilgrin:
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:33 PM
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16. Da ghost with the most :-)
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