How do they sleep at night?

[GURUving]

It seems God is very chatty with the gang at the WH. Do they ever get a word in edgewise? How can they sleep with that constant voice in their heads telling them to lie, cheat, steal and invade other countries?

It's no wonder their thinking is a little fuzzy. Mine would be too if I had to fend off a 24 hour per day conversation with God.

Have a little compassion here!

[lpbk2713]

1. I wonder if it was God who told em to ignore the caskets coming home

from Iraq with our dead GI's inside them. These people are void of anything resembling a conscience.

[Mikimouse]

2. Hanging from the rafters by their tiny claws, of course!

n/t

[ComerPerro]

3. Oh, I know

God is a real pain in the ass about that. If you show any interest at all, he just takes it and runs with it. Soon, you realize that God has been talking to you for five hours, and you haven't been able to get away.
Finally you have to find a sympathetic friend to pretend to need to talk to you in another part of the room, just so you can get away from him for a moment.
He is a good guy, but he is a bit overbearing.

[Insider]

4. "We lie more before 9 am..."

"...than most people do all day."