Dookus
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Fri Jan-09-04 03:26 AM
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Things I don't like that don't exist.... |
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Cheese bubbles Mynah chickens Norwegian pineapples Towel urine Speaker hats Whale autobiographies Gin & Clamato cocktails Porcelain condoms Digital flan Bus-sized ladybugs
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Fri Jan-09-04 03:33 AM
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1. Oooh... Oooh... I've got a few |
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Barking Spiders Bigfoot Unicorns Santa Claus... (He looks creepy) The Loch Ness Monster WMD's in Iraq... Oops, did I type that out loud?
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Dookus
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:14 AM
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I've sensed the presence of barking spiders. I think they exist. At least that's what my dad used to tell me.
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:16 AM
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3. Compassionate Conservatives |
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:18 AM
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but if they existed, I'd probably like 'em
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:25 AM
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deities
missing out on dookus's congratulation thread for 5555 posts.
astrology
psychics
the 43 president
the comedy of carrot top, jim cary & adam sandler
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Dookus
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:29 AM
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but astrology, psychics, a 43rd President AND the alleged comedy of Carrot Top et.al. all exist.
report for your spanking
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moof
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Fri Jan-09-04 05:18 AM
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none of these really rise to the level being of debateable
but here at the moof hut there is a slight difference of opinion as to
which approach you will take if asked to defend your premise that a
43rd president of the united states really exists.
If you care to humor a devoted, save somewhat dissappointed in light
of your recent shame, fan, please entreat us all with the tortured
logic which has left you to conclude such an outlandish untrueism.
"May you never dine on crow or be served by cannibals for supper"
p.s. well the thought here was to ask if a tounge lashing could suffice inlieu of a spanking butt that might get out of hand so pretend it's just a timeout instead.
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Fri Jan-09-04 05:44 AM
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 05:51 AM by Dookus
given my exposure to excess amount of rumpelmintz, I can only take a guess as to what you really mean.
It APPEARS that you're saying "hoochie-coochie fody-oh-do", but a reasonable person might blame the schnapps for such an interpretation.
That being said, I would posit you're a weenie-doodle-head with anticular and flumiferous tendencies. But I'm not a professional, so you should check with a financial adviser.
Abalone snackbar! Frack!
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:01 AM
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14. Damning with faint raisins ! |
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 06:04 AM by moof
Oh well any flattery is better than a poke in
the eye with an overinflated balloon.
BTW a decent perrier with your portugal inquistion ploy was even less
expected than it's better known spanish subcountertop part,
of course there was no need to tell you that.
Also did you really think you could bait moof with that crack
about our sea outter pals ?
Edit because one of the misspellings was incorrect
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:13 AM
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16. well, if you wanna flay that tame... |
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You can suck my duck, who by the way is called Byron, and if it weren't for his egg-laying ability, I would consider a female if it weren't for my aversion to the word "drake" which has unlikeable reminiscenses to daytime dramas.
And when we really get down to it, firewood is NOT an appropriate sexual outlet. But I suspect you already knitted that.
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:47 AM
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19. all your base is a Seinfeld episode ? |
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Who is fooling who ha ?
First it is blow your duck, as suck is merely a figure of speech.
Second as long as Byron can talk what difference does it make if he bombs with the material you write for him.
Third , you hate the Drake, well aren't you quite the faithful fifth wheel bandwagoneer. The evening comedy VS daytime drama gambit is beneath reproach.
Forth, To be perfectly clear it was not moof that keyed the note or carryed the the chord nor wood there be any confusion as to the positioning of said wood should the give & take of the interaction come to that end assuming of course an opening of that nature presented itself.
In conclusion you got another think comin if you think you can stuff your drake in a crate with a few other ducks & pass it off as a box of quackers.
" May you never dine on crow or be served by cannibals for supper "
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Fri Jan-09-04 07:43 AM
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don't seive me that trap.
you're globulously a flatulous smackmop. I can't balleen I'm even tasting my rhyme gargling with you. Crud Bay, Sir!
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Fri Jan-09-04 08:09 AM
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That was not below the belt so much as above the ankles.
The abundant fondness for all things Canadian notwithstanding,
moof has no use for royality in any way shape or form and am not now
or ever been knighted and and ... if it were so, with the advent of
the newest inductee who shall remain nameless & overrated, it would be
moof's pleasure to recind the adornment post haste.
As Richard Feynman once said " I don't do epaulettes "
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:28 AM
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Ghosts. Wait a minute I've actually seen ghosts. Nevermind.
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Fri Jan-09-04 04:30 AM
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8. those weren't ghosts... |
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Fri Jan-09-04 05:52 AM
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12. Gin & Clamato cocktails |
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actually do exist...I've got enough for one more...interested?
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Fri Jan-09-04 05:59 AM
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if such a thing exists, I prefer to remain ignorant of it.
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:01 AM
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15. WTF is wrong with gin and clamato? |
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:14 AM
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17. What's wrong with it? |
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 06:14 AM by Dookus
1) gin 2) clamato
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:21 AM
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18. Ah, so the vermouth is okay? Well, that is 30%.... |
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can't have everything, can we?
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Fri Jan-09-04 06:52 AM
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 07:21 AM by FDRrocks
-Jar Jar Binks, the annoying star wars asshole
----empty space for clarity-----
:)
-my hag of an ex wife -that uninsured asshole who rear ended my 2004 BMW last week -my totaled 2004 BMW that I just took out a plan for and now have to pay off -my current used 1996 Neon -the neighbors cat that crawls in my window and rips off my toenails everynight -that pill they made that causes people to become werewolfs for weeks at a time, wtf man
Goddamnit!
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Fri Jan-09-04 07:03 AM
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21. clarification please, OOHH |
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 07:48 AM by moof
Is this right ? You don't like your hag of an ex wife,
that doesn't exist but her name Jar Jar Binks and
you cheated on Jar Jar with some woman named Clarity who
you still feel an empty without ?
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Fri Jan-09-04 07:05 AM
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22. lol no those two are seperate n/t |
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Fri Jan-09-04 07:16 AM
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you married a woman named Jarjar? Why?
What did you stand to gain?
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Fri Jan-09-04 07:20 AM
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Stick a fork in me, I'm done. :)
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Fri Jan-09-04 07:38 AM
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yuo got set up on a blind date thinking that being from another country
Jar Jar was Gungan for jug jugs and after you met, well the long
toungue and cute accent won you over.
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