Deja Q
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:28 PM
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http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=boiling_blood Hmmmmm / Uhhhhh:
Next time you ask someone a question, look for the trademark sign of an idiot: the "hmmmmm" noise they make while they're thinking. It's especially noticeable when you go to a restaurant and the waitress asks what you want to drink; there's always some fickle fingered asshole thumbing through the menu, sounding off like a moron with "uhhhhhh...." as if the waitress is just going to walk away without taking your order if you don't give her an audible cue that you are still breathing. These are the same type of people who repeat the question you ask them to buy time when they don't know the answer, hoping you won't notice that they're stalling. You don't need to make a sound while your five good neurons crank out the next malformed sentence from your cretaceous skull, numb nuts.
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Breezy du Nord
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:34 PM
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1. He compared Bush to a box of Tic-Tacs. |
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I don't wanna give anything away, but the Tic-Tacs definitely came out looking better.
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Sat Jan-10-04 12:06 AM
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2. They won that poll 70-30 percent |
Colin Ex
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Sat Jan-10-04 12:09 AM
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As a matter of fact, I voted ten times. :-)
It was awesome.
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