So What Do I NOW Do With All This CandyCorn?

[matcom]

i mean we have been at Orange 'lert for 19 DAYZ!!! so, like any other Patriotic 'Murican, I stocked up on orange candycorn to remind myself to be vigilant, dilligent and overall 'lert.

now, without warning, they drop it to yella. YELLA??? i gots me 12 more bags of candycorn! whadda my supposed to DO with it all?

now, i gots to git to the store and stock up on more yella PEEPS? i'm really gettin' SICK of those thangs!

sheesh. you would think they would go to red 'lert once in a while so i can switch to my stockpile of Twizzlers! :shrug:

[Soloflecks]

1. I know! I know!

Feed it to a rubber chicken!

[aquart]

2. I love candy corn.

And it's perfectly good when it's old, so save it for next Halloween.
And the one after that.
And the one after that.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Save it for next time.

I meam, that crap probably never spoils.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Put it in little plastic bags...

...give it to the kids next Halloween. :D

[KCDem]

5. send it to Tom Ridge

and tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine. :evilgrin:

To help with the whole color-coded thingy, why not just buy a huge Costco-sized vat of lollipops. Each day, eat the one that corresponds to the color. That way, you're not OD'ing on any nasty peeps or candy corn.

Too bad brown isn't one of the colors. Mmm--chocolate!