Bob Boudelang's Hate Mail Bag

[MrBenchley]

Just a vanity post to let folks know the new Bob Boudelang column is up on page one....

And Bob got THREE new angry hate mails from his regular correspondent, that pinhead AZ Joe...

"U fuckin yellow cunt democrats are even stabbing each other in the back and not just America"

followed by
"U R gonna lose again
Get used to it. The Rats are stabbing each other in the back just like you and they stabbed America in the back motherfuckin cunt soreloser."

Followed by
"Commie cunt-U R a yellow soreloser"

Of course, Bob has a popular column on a national website….and AZ Joe is a pathetic friendless coward who sends out anonymous hate mail to people better than he, in a vain attempt to pretend he’s NOT what it is apparent he IS.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Thanks, Mr. B.

I've missed Bob over the holidays. Nice to have him back.

[MrBenchley]

2. I couldn't do it without pResident Turd

My first thought when I saw the appointistration's "WMD evidence" in the Washington Post story was that Bob would have to deny having drawn it.

[Kahuna]

3. Happy New Year, Mr. "B!"

:toast:

[MrBenchley]

7. Same to you...

So far it's not been so hot....but I have hopes.

[rock]

4. I like the U R gonna lose again

Again? Refresh my memory, which time did we lose?

[MrBenchley]

8. Funny, isn't it?

[ldf]

12. wasn't that in 1988?

americans must really like democrats!!!!!

:-)

[MrBenchley]

15. Give us an honest vote count

and we'll do it again...which terrifies dickless cowards like AZ Joe.

[citizen snips]

26. Good point we did not lose.

n/t

[citizen snips]

5. Here we go again.

That idiot Az Joe is making himself look like a pathetic loser again.

[MrBenchley]

9. You don't have to do anything to make him look lame

He's such a dickless pathetic fool...

You know he was spending New Years Eve at his computer showing us that he has no friends or family that can stand him...

[citizen snips]

6. Some more hate mail from Az Joe.

http://www.expage.com/cgibin/freepage.cgi/?PAGE_NAME=antibushpage&FC=&html=/html/g_read.htm&screen=makepage

[MrBenchley]

10. A psychologist could build a career

on AZ Joe's sad pathology...

[citizen snips]

11. Yes.

Az Joe needs help.

[Breezy du Nord]

13. He must have NOTHING to do with his life, huh?

He doesn't even raise valid arguments in his little posts!

[MrBenchley]

14. He was sending hate mail out at 11:55 p,m.

on New Year's eve...as we discussed in an earlier thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=591148

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=579438

[bratcatinok]

16. Did you know

he was temp banned at FreeRepublic? It wasn't for him stalking my sister over there either and she wasn't interested enough in him to find out why he'd been banned. Anyway my sister called me one night this last week and said he had been reinstated over there.

For any who don't know, my sister is a freeper. I posted about it in one of the other threads here on DU.

[citizen snips]

18. I know.

But why would they reinstate him after what he has been doing to your sister.

[bratcatinok]

20. She never called it to

anyone's attention over at FR so he wasn't banned because of his calling her out or stalking her. He was banned because he evidently must have pissed someone else at FR off. I guess even the freepers can't stand him.

I don't know why they'd reinstate him though. Sis is going to complain though if he does continue his harassment of her over there.

[citizen snips]

23. Nobody likes him here too.

[MrBenchley]

25. LOL!!

[underpants]

17. Boudelang is what brought me to DU

They seem to have too little time to type out "you are". Hate takes so much time I guess.

[MrBenchley]

21. Thanks

It's amazing...no matter how illiterate, dishonest or ignorant I make Bob, there's always some right wing loony to top him...

Even Bob wouldn't have tried to pass off that scribble as Saddam's weapons program....

[Kamika]

19. whats the whole yellow thing?

what does he mean with that? that you're asian or something? or just chicken

[MrBenchley]

22. I think he means that we are all terrified

of this dickless pathetic loon....including Bob Boudelang, who was not running away when he was shot in the ass by friendly fire defending America from the ruthless tyrants of Grenada, so stop saying that....

[citizen snips]

24. He thinks we are afraid of him.

But he makes himself sound like an idiot ever time he says that.

[Philostopher]

28. I think it may have been a brief actual firing

Between the synapses of AZ Joe's brain -- there is a reference to 'yellow journalism' in the Boudelang rant. Yellow journalism is synonymous with muckraking -- it's about digging up scandals about (mostly) politicians a particular newspaper wanted to take down. If you already knew that, sorry -- sometimes, knowing the backgrounds of these phrases makes their use even funnier, I didn't want anybody to miss that one.

Of course, even in context, that most of our journalists are 'yella' (i.e., cowards) is actually more accurate.

[MrBenchley]

27. This morning's twisted AZ Joe letter...

"coward and a traitor
like your whoremonger clin-toon ya friggin female"

What a twisted bit of fruit our Joe is....