Bobby Brown goes out. Quite funny

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Recently in an ubiquitous Southern breakfast chain outlet in the Atlanta area, I witnessed the following:

Bobby Brown and a cohort came in, sat down, and ordered breakfast specials from the laminated plastic placemat menu, asking for separate checks. Food was served, consumed, coffee was refilled about a million times. Then, the checks.

"Hey!" Bobby Brown says "I'm Bobby Brown! Don't I get free food?"

Without missing a beat, the waitress reaches into her apron pocket, pulls out her cell phone and hands it to Bobby, and says "You better get on this phone, call Whitney, and tell her to bring her raggedy-ass on down here and bring you $2.85, plus an extra dollar for a tip, honey. This ain't no Celebrity Soup-Kitchen."

Bobby Brown cracked up laughing and handed the waitress $20.


--Hipster, Atlanta, GA


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