Here's the set up, add your punchline

[HFishbine]

A caller to CSPAN this morning said we need to go to the moon to protect our country from terrorism.

[Intelsucks]

1. So we can install a giant laser to ZAP Osama bin laden from the moon.

n/t

[NoPasaran]

2. Better to be fighting them on the Moon

than in the streets of Baghdad

[aquart]

3. Which can only be cured by green cheese.

[Mikimouse]

4. Can't let those ..

WMDs (Wookies and Moon Devils) attack us first!

[CanuckAmok]

5. What if our ladder isn't long enough? We'd suffocate in space!

Also, what if our ship got stuck in the Moon'e eye. Eww, gross!

[patricia92243]

6. Bush will send the rest of the world to the moon to live= no terriorist

[moof]

7. the caller is semi correct

logic

send everyone to the moon that thinks going to the moon will make earth safer,

Now the earth will be safer.

[HEyHEY]

9. good one you!

[VOX]

15. Good analysis, moof!

Am all for it!

:toast:

[GURUving]

8. He also said

The Sea of Tranquility is nice this time of year. The cheese flavored minnows are mighty tasty!
I think the caller then fell over and hit his head (again) on some sharp object.

[mouse7]

10. 3 Moon Buggies left behind by Apollo could deliver WoMD

All they need is fresh batteries and you have 3 all terrain WoMD delivery platforms.

[BringEmOn]

11. I didn't know there was oil on the moon.

How much $$$ for Halliburton?

[elperromagico]

12. But first we need to find WMD on Mars.

[citizen snips]

13. LOL!!!

[DS1]

14. Gotta plant a Cross on the Moon so those Muslims can't hide

from the light of God, even when the sun goes down!

[HFishbine]

16. You folks are good! Too funny!

And then, on to Mars to cure cancer.

[camero]

17. And the moon needs a Wal -Mart

It's probably the only place in the galaxy that doesn't have one. :)

[SOteric]

18. Apparently,

That's where Osama has been hiding his buddy Hussein's WMD.

[BritishHuman]

19. Well, the muslim symbol IS a crescent moon...

"You shoot a donkey-mounted rocket at our helicopters, we'll shoot a 20-storey missile at your ENTIRE RELIGION, BABY!!"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. Two words:

mono lith