Mars leader warns Bush, "Stop attacking Mars or we'll disarm you."

[JasonDeter]

Mars citizens tired of Earth sending simpleton objects crashing to Mars surface have sent a warning message to Bush threatening
retaliation of America doesn't stop.

No link yet!

[elperromagico]

1. And if the citizens of the moon

won't help us fight Martian tyranny, we'll all be eating Freedom Pies instead of Moon Pies. Rove hath spoken.

[GURUving]

2. Bush only heard the first part before his rage took over

"or we'll dis" - he stopped listening and ordered all the old apollo rockets taken out of mothballs, retrofitted with multiple inter-planetary nuclear warheads, and fell back asleep. Needless to say, the media found his words inspiring, but nothing came of his great pronouncement.

[montana_hazeleyes]

3. If only this were true.

Where's Gort when we need him?

[are_we_united_yet]

4. I laughed furiously!

:)

[Lori Price CLG]

5. That is a riot!

:)-Lori

http://www.legitgov.org/

[AlGore-08.com]

6. The Martians have claimed the right to preemptively blow up any planet

Blocking their view of Venus!

[flamingyouth]

7. He's already fucked up Earth

Let's start on the rest of the known galaxy! Woo Hoo!