fun with web server logs

[ulysses]

I'm reading through all the search engine keywords that have led people to my humble domain. Most of them make sense, but some are just odd. I have no idea what "chipped sidekicks" are or how a search on them directed anyone to my site.

embird 2003 crack
sell nextel phone on message board
padded cleavage drunk (those have to be in a poem somewhere...)
process theology
wholesale phat farm velour (:wtf:)
if i had a vagina (poem name, I think...)
ugnx2.0
thai bbs
running rabbit dogs
clay cups with antelope horns
customize your own shoes
how to manipulate the fabric of space time

I've evidently forgotten a lot of what's on my domain...:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Cripes!

What are you running, an encycopedia of forgotten porn lore, tin foil physics, and weird outdoorsmen stuff on your server?

That's a pretty fun mix of stuff that ends up pointing to your domain.

[ulysses]

2. run an open-submission poetry zine for a few years

and you never know how they'll find you...

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Ah - that explains the hits, then!

Still doesn't explain why people are searching for such dadblasted weird things, though...

[Wickerman]

4. I used to host a site about Alzheimers

and I would get lots of google type hits for "women in diapers" - which the individual words could be found in one of the accounts. Takes all kinds. :eyes:

[mrfrapp]

5. What's your site's url?

I too want to have fun with server logs ;-)