Finally!! Relief from anal itching!!!

[underpants]

Assuage is a powerful preparation in the war against the suffering of anal itching. Medical science seems to throw up its hands in frustration in the treatment of anal itching. Some of our customers have suffered for years with no relief, until they tried our Itch Remedy. Assuage is a new and improved formula, enhanced and strengthened to target rectal itching. It contains only pure natural herbal and mineral ingredients. It does not contain antihistamines, anesthetics or cortisone which may cause problems with extended use. Assuage is not recommended for use on anal fissures or severe hemorrhoids.

http://www.itchnomore.com/assuage.html

[DulceDecorum]

1. But is it as good as oxycontin?

and does it give you a Rush?

[underpants]

2. When applying please avoid drafts

:bounce:

[meegbear]

3. It's about time!

I'm sick of medical science seeming to throw up their hands in frustration in the treatment of anal itching.

[matcom]

4. yeah but does it TASTE GOOD?

:shrug:

i am tired of Medical science not making a good quality anal itching reliever that tastes great too! x(

[underpants]

8. What, as a tossed salad dressing?

Oh no!!!!!!!!

[jogi1969]

9. but what about less filling?

i mean empty calories are one thing
but who wants to fill up on anal cream?

[matcom]

10. is it Atkins approved?

:shrug:

[underpants]

11. I wonder if it would help Mike Hunt from Aiken

:bounce:

[KensPen]

5. If it comes

with a swimsuit model as an applicator,
I might buy some.

[rucky]

6. Actually, when it comes to anal itching...

...I throw DOWN my hands.

[DS1]

7. Stop eating popcorn!

:evilgrin:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. OR, you could just

change your UNDERPANTS occasionally.....

:evilgrin:

[KG]

13. anal itching cured me of my nail-biting habit.

:)

[BlueJazz]

14. I follow my dog's advice....

...and get naked, sit on the carpet and drag my ass around the room a few times.
I've found it really impresses my dates.

[ProudGerman]

15. OMFG

That is funny! I always laugh when my dog does it, it looks so damn goofy. Never imagined a human doing it. Fucking funny!

[BlueJazz]

17. Yes...and better yet....

...I like to "plan ahead", so when I bought my carpet, I made sure it was a nice shade of brown. :)

[AP]

16. Zim's Crack Cream?