Omphaloskepsis
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:39 PM
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I have a penis... And I like asking for directions. |
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I think it is fun.. Does anyone else like asking for directions? It is a great way to meet people. I get conversation and they feel helpful. A total win-win..
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Xipe Totec
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:43 PM
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1. Most of us don't need directions on how to use it. |
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I don't think there is a, hum... manual on the subject.
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Deja Q
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:52 PM
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2. Damn! You, uh, beat me to it. |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 05:52 PM by HypnoToad
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Hmmm, A man's manual...
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:52 PM
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3. There are lots of manuals |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 05:55 PM by supernova
about how to use that particular appendage. :-)
edit: I mean, manuals about how to use it in conjunction with other people's appendages. :P
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Xipe Totec
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:55 PM
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5. It's a stick shift? I thought is was an automatic |
supernova
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:59 PM
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6. Well, the one's I've seen |
Omphaloskepsis
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:02 PM
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I am male and like asking for directions. I think it is fun. And not a sign of weakness.
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Xipe Totec
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:17 PM
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but the temptation to yank your chain was irresistible....
I also stop and ask for directions, but never in Boston.
People here never admit they don't know, so they just make up stuff and send you on your merry way...
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:18 PM
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 06:18 PM by sammythecat
There is nothing on earth a real man, such as myself, does not already know or can not quickly figure out using his innate masculine resources.
I repeat: You are weak. Your are an embarrassment to men.
Turn in your penis. You are undeserving of it.
This is for you :spank: you pathetic weakling!
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supernova
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Sat Mar-24-07 05:54 PM
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It is fun asking for directions. You never know who you will find.
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:10 PM
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8. Whose penis do you have? |
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...Just curious... :shrug:
:rofl:
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Deja Q
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:18 PM
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11. Well, I just looked down and he doesn't have mine... |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 06:18 PM by HypnoToad
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Prisoner_Number_Six
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Sat Mar-24-07 06:22 PM
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12. I'd say "be grateful for little things" |
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if I didn't think you'd misunderstand... :rofl:
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Deja Q
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Sun Mar-25-07 08:12 AM
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14. Of course I'd misunderstand! |
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:rofl:
I have tape-measured it, you know! :spray:
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Sun Mar-25-07 01:34 AM
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<pulls up pant cuff>
Not mine either.
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NewJeffCT
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Sun Mar-25-07 08:14 AM
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15. I have a built in radar |
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just kidding.
I'll ask for directions, if necessary. However, I've often found the people I ask don't know what the frak they're talking about. I literally had to ask a dozen different people how to get out of Boston one day about 10 years ago... even the cop gave me bad directions.
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Sun Mar-25-07 08:55 AM
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16. is your penis detachable? |
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