Elidor
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:29 PM
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It's official: invasion of the Penis Threads |
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Nights like this I'm glad I'm not a moderator. Let's all try to go easy on them. Please, if you must post about your penis - or lack thereof - try to do it in one of the dozen or so existing threads provided for your convenience. Because none of us want to wake up tomorrow to a sticky thread declaring that penises, like chicken, are verboten. Once we get to defcon:penis1, it's impossible to have a good flame war about circumcision.
/PSA //Penis Service Announcement
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:36 PM
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Deja Q
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:45 PM
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7. Everybody, get out of the pool... |
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:02 PM
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 08:02 PM by bigwillq
peed in it! :rofl:
:P :evilgrin:
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:07 PM
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:13 PM
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:P
:hi:
See ya Kitchy. I am going to get ready for a night on the town!
:hi:
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:38 PM
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I'm sitting in a coffee shop trying my best to not act like a lunatic while I convulse silently with laughter!
:rolf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:38 PM
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3. Is that why your name is |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:41 PM by Texasgal
HARDHEAD? :rofl:
Just kiddin'! I couldn't resist... :blush:
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Elidor
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Sat Mar-24-07 09:54 PM
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16. lol, I need to change my name to something less suggestive |
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I didn't think it thru very carefully
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Sat Mar-24-07 09:59 PM
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19. It's the perfect name today |
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:39 PM
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4. I hope nobody posts about coating it in cornflakes. |
Elidor
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:43 PM
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5. omg, I said "sticky thread" |
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I just saw that and LOL'd.
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:45 PM
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6. I'm done with all that too. |
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I'm all petered out.
Seriously, I promise to abstain from posting...
I'm so sorry; I can't be honest without a wretched double entendre creeping in.
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:01 PM
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:21 PM
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Sat Mar-24-07 07:59 PM
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8. If you knew my sense of humor better, I'd say |
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Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:59 PM by Jamastiene
only a dickhead would post a thread telling us to stop the fun BEFORE the mods get back from their hot tub orgy and stop it officially. :evilgrin: But, alas, you might not know me well enough to know I was making a funny, so I won't say that. I will say this though: I can tell you are a person who thinks ahead. You are absolutely right. If the word, "penis" was banned on DU, we could not have incessant flame wars about circumcision any more. That would be no fun at all. No fun a'tall.
I commend you for your fore, er, ahem, foresight.
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:09 PM
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12. Oh hell. If you can't say it, I will, dammit. |
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We commend you for your foreskin.
There.
or lack thereof :shrug:
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Sat Mar-24-07 08:25 PM
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Elidor
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Sat Mar-24-07 09:57 PM
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18. I haven't seen my foreskin in 41 years |
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If you happen to find it, please drop it in the nearest mailbox. It has a pre-paid postage permit on it.
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Sat Mar-24-07 09:55 PM
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Anything I could say might tend to incriminate me. I plead the 5th.
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Sat Mar-24-07 09:59 PM
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20. I shoulda seen it coming from you. |
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Sat Mar-24-07 10:02 PM
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Rev... CHEESE HEAD? :rofl:
:rofl:
I'm sorry sweety, I am just being MAD silly right now! :rofl:
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Sat Mar-24-07 10:11 PM
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23. That's just from one Dick to another. |
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Sat Mar-24-07 10:01 PM
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21. I'd hate to try to thread a needle with a penis thread |
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You would need wide eyes.
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Sat Mar-24-07 10:15 PM
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24. Penises aren't funny. |
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There's nothing funny about the penis. The word penis is not funny.
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Sun Mar-25-07 04:42 AM
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25. It's all about the bell curve |
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Too little is not good. Too big is not good either.
Or you could call it the "goldilocks principle" -- just right.
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