Do you get obscene phone calls?

[Deja Q]

I occasionally get weird phone calls.

Either some guy who's drunk and spouting gibberish, or someone who feels they need to take the time to respond to my answerphone message with "Does he sound like some kinda faggot or what?"

This excludes the near daily phone calls from the satellite service people and other telemarketers.

[Cat Atomic]

1. Hmph. I WISH.

[ET Awful]

2. Depends on if you consider bill collectors obscene :) :) :)

j/k :)

[Deja Q]

3. I'm paying them back, but I hope I get outsourced before the vile

bankruptcy "reform" takes place.

I will commit suicide regardless if I lose everything. Not as much the hardware as the software... lived all my life with it and I've got nobody in my life, never will. (I want to pay it back, but that won't stop 'em from steamrollering me anyway.)

[Skittles]

4. I asked my last one to please go wack off in someone else's ear

he said um.................OK and hung up.

[nini]

5. Not since *69, caller ID and all that good stuff became available

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[beawr]

6. Not unless I ask for them

n/t

[Philosophy]

7. I worked in a hotel reservation call center for a while

Getting crank calls were the most fun I had all day. We even had late night regulars - the Chinese woman who wasn't wearing any pants, and the drunk redneck chick who "just wants to party". The female agents would get the guy who always called while he was taking a bath, and the guy who asked them to describe their feet.

[TXlib]

8. kick

[put out]

9. Not obscene. This is a note for your lunchbox tomorrow.

You are one of the good guys. I am proud of you and will miss you all day. Do good, work hard, and have some fun. Signed, Put Out.

[AngryAmish]

10. I do not even get spam

I guess the Nigerians know I have no money, as well as have large enough genitalia, am super-potent and have no desire to see Britney and a horse.

[tedoll78]

11. When I was a student at Ole Miss..

I got obscene phone calls about once a month. I was GLBA President there for 2 years and in the public eye a lot; we were really active, and almost a third of the school newspaper staff were members. Once, it was a baseball player wanting to discretely "experiment".. he was a hottie, but I refused..

[NightTrain]

12. You mean, do I receive them or do I understand them?

In either case, the answer is no.

[mitchum]

13. When I have a little extra money