NewWaveChick1981
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:02 PM
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Hmmm..... empty condom wrapper on the sidewalk.... |
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Edited on Thu Mar-29-07 03:03 PM by NewWaveChick1981
:rofl: I walked into work this morning, and the sidewalk near where I parked was fine. I walked out to go to lunch earlier, and there was an empty Trojans wrapper near the street corner on that very sidewalk. Either someone's pretty daring to take care of business in broad daylight at a busy intersection, or someone was trying to dispose of evidence. :rofl:
Just the Thought for the Day... :P
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:15 PM
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1. Better an empty condom wrapper than a full condom |
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:16 PM
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2. A friend of mine found a comdom in his driveway a couple weeks ago. |
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The wrapper was in his back yard, haha. He was thoroughly weirded out by it.
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:33 PM
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:( I was walking in my neighborhood a couple of years ago, and in a cul-de-sac filled with $400K homes, there was a used one near a driveway. I had to step quickly to avoid it. :rofl: Best I can figure is probably high school kids in the neighborhood. :shrug:
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Fri Mar-30-07 11:11 AM
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24. I found one at the building site of our home |
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seven years ago. I guess our house has been consecrated.
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Fri Mar-30-07 11:16 AM
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:30 PM
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:spray: :rofl: Sez you! :P
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:35 PM
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9. I had a roommate who used to leave both on the floor. |
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thus I can experientially confirm that empty wrapper > full condom. Said roommate/friend asked me today why I'd rather live with my parents in the boonies of upstate NW CT than share an apartment with him in NYC. No answer needed. After about 2 minutes, he just said "oh...you're still mad about that."
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Thu Mar-29-07 04:14 PM
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Stay where you are....:rofl:
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:18 PM
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3. Aww... somebody, somewhere, got some love. |
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:34 PM
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7. Bet they didn't get their Wal Mart vibrating cock ring with it, though. |
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It was just a plain ol' condom---nothing fancy. :rofl:
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:34 PM
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6. As I walked to through the parking lot to the train yesterday... |
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I stumbled upon a polaroid of an erect penis just lying in the pavement. x(
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:34 PM
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8. Geez... That must be some train... |
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:41 PM
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10. So you have a nice big office |
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and there's Trojan wrappers laying around.
Sounds like a real nice college to me!
:rofl: :hi:
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Thu Mar-29-07 03:43 PM
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11. Yeah, it's a great place to be... |
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Fri Mar-30-07 01:05 AM
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13. One of the best places that I've found a used condom..... |
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in the parking lot of a local Baptist church. Actually, a friend of mine pointed it out for me. I thought is was funny in an ironic way.
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Fri Mar-30-07 01:23 AM
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14. That was my brother's! |
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:rofl:
My brother and his friends used to take condoms, squeeze a little mayo in them & then discard them in public places. Church parking lots and the bleachers at the high school stadium were the favorite locations. :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-30-07 01:32 AM
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*jots down this prank for future reference*
:rofl:
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Fri Mar-30-07 01:40 AM
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16. Be sure to squish it a little |
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so the mayo spreads around inside. :rofl:
They used to keep those mayo packets from McDonald's in the glove box just for that purpose.
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Fri Mar-30-07 02:03 AM
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17. You are one sick puppy. |
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I think I love you. :rofl:
This is funny as hell. I've got a good friend who leaves her truck open while she's in the office...oh this is going to be F-U-N!
:rofl:
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Fri Mar-30-07 11:23 AM
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:spray:
That'd be a great one for April Fools Day. :rofl: (Too bad that it's on Sunday.)
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Fri Mar-30-07 02:00 PM
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Sick is in the mind of the beholder. I'm glad you behold me in such low regard. :rofl:
I hope your friend finds it as funny as we do. :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-30-07 02:51 AM
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18. my friends and i did that in jr high |
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we had a planned parenthood across the street from jack in the box.... it was hilarious at the time ;)
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Fri Mar-30-07 02:02 PM
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I'm glad to know my little brother & friends weren't the only ones. :rofl:
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Fri Mar-30-07 11:18 AM
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27. I don't know which I find more disgusting... |
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a condom full of semen or coagulated mayonaisse.
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Fri Mar-30-07 02:01 PM
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30. They are equally disgusting. |
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You can't tell the difference by looking.
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Fri Mar-30-07 03:05 AM
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19. So that's what Newt is up to (nt) |
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Fri Mar-30-07 10:59 AM
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:spray: :rofl: Yeah, that must be it... :P
:evilgrin: :hi:
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Fri Mar-30-07 11:18 AM
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26. Oops, sorry about that |
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