I can roll my eyes better than anyone here.

[DS1]

:eyes:

See that? Dripping with sarcasm, I'll bet your monitor is sweating at the seams. My eye rolls make small children cry. You could sell your house to pay for years of intensive training with a crack squad of elite sarcastic Tibetian Monks and still never come close to my timing. It's all in the blink, not that you'll ever understand such subtetly.

You want some more? :eyes:

Go ahead, try match me, :eyes: eh?

Who wants some?

:eyes:

Yeah, I thought so.

[matcom]

1. ACK!!!

i'm skeered! :scared:

don't you TAUNT ME A SECOND TIME DAMMIT!!!! :scared:

[DS1]

2. I'll see you're all in silent agreement. Good.

:eyes:

[arwalden]

3. Awestruck! Yes, that's it... awestruck. Or Stunned.

:eyes:

[arwalden]

4. But Can You Roll Your Tongue

Like this fellow I found on Google image search:

[DS1]

7. Pffft, come on, too easy.

:eyes:

:P

[Aristus]

5. Wanna piece of this?

:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

[DS1]

6. Amateur.

Everyone note the immiment red "Last edited:" text.

:eyes:

[Aristus]

12. Arrgh! The edit feature gave me away!

:grr:

[eyesroll]

8. Oh bloody hell.

:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:

It is my name, you know.

[SOteric]

9. I can roll my rrr's better than anyone!

Quattrrrrrro Frrrromaggio! Buono Serrrrrrrrra! Rrrrrrigatoni!


R's dammit! I said R's!

[DS1]

11. Could be a handy talent

:eyes:

What other feature's do you have available? /intentional peeve violation

[Rattlesnake]

10. ...

:eyes: