Hey look mom! I can count up to THIS many CAPTIONS!

[omshanti]

[afraid_of_the_dark]

1. Oh, darn, what comes after three again?

[nickgutierrez]

2. Two.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

3. OMG!

Is that the mothership above his head ready to beam him up? One can only hope!

[trogdor]

4. I auditioned for that new Earthlink commercial...

...but they never called me back. See? I have a whole bunch of lights circling around my head.

[m-jean03]

5. Rock, paper...

SCISSORS!! I WIN!! THE WORLD IS MINE!! aHAhahha!

[On the Road]

6. Another Faux Religious Icon Painting

The two raised fingers in the teaching gesture, the halo, the open mouth -- you see it in Eastern Orthodox art all the time.

[Superfly]

7. I pulled out my Mac-10 and popped a cap in Saddam's ass.

Biatch.

[bushisanidiot]

8. "Ah Told Laura FOUR Times Ta Pack Me Some Real 'Murkin Water Fer This Trip

"no way in hell am I drinkin' that latino water!"

"hallelujah! Praise Me! Me Bless 'Murka!"

[skip fox]

9. "Look, O'Neill, we just don't need no stinkin' Treasury Secretary.

It's just mostly formal anyway. I mean, it's not like you have to keep the minutes or anything tough. It's just counting is all. And, heck, _I_ can count. Dick and Karl can count, too. So why do we need you? Listen, take all of us and subtract you, and what do you get? Well, one less, right? So what the heck you mean we need some stinkin' Treasury Secretary? There's just one less of you, that's all. And nobody whining about my meetings not going anywhere. So there!"

[myomy]

10. How many times I gotta tell ya, I ainÕt wearin this hat.

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