I'm closing in on 500 posts. Ask me something bizarre!!!

[jimbo fett]

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. What's the scientific standard for one candlepower?

[jimbo fett]

17. African or European?

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. the metric one

it's not an issue of "african" or "european", you Pythonesque quoter of old movie lines, you. :-)

[jimbo fett]

26. One of those Virgin Mary votive candles you see a lot in Mexico.

She sets the standard, you know.

[Galley_Queen]

2. Where Does the White

go when snow melts?

:think:

[jimbo fett]

5. To the suburbs. That's where all the whites go.

[Kamika]

3. Who's your daddy

And what does he do

[jimbo fett]

6. Tom, and he's a journalist (well, was a journalist - he's retired)

[jimbo fett]

4. African or European?

[jimbo fett]

9. Ooops, I meant that as a reply to the "candlepower" question.

[FunBobbyMucha]

7. Who is Keyzer Soze?

[jimbo fett]

11. Either a cold-blooded killer or the point guard for the Clippers.

[FunBobbyMucha]

8. And, Is it safe?

[jimbo fett]

12. Not unless you can run really, really fast.

[FunBobbyMucha]

10. Lips or Hips?

[jimbo fett]

13. Neither... nips.

[FunBobbyMucha]

14. What the hell is that?

[jimbo fett]

15. A rash. It will go away with some antibiotics.

[FunBobbyMucha]

16. Where is the microfilm?

[jimbo fett]

21. I dunno. In a micro-camera?

[FunBobbyMucha]

18. ...the WMDs?

[jimbo fett]

22. Apparently on the moon or Mars since that's where Bush wants to go.

[FunBobbyMucha]

19. ...the shitter?

[jimbo fett]

23. Who wants to know?

[FunBobbyMucha]

20. ...the love?

[jimbo fett]

24. I got yer love right here, pal.