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Mon Jan-12-04 05:42 PM
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This just in...Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha, and Quetzlcoatl endorse Kucinich! |
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They just told me in a mezcaline vision.
So you better vote for him or you'll burn in hell, be reincarnated as a slug, or sacrificed!
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Mon Jan-12-04 05:44 PM
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prayers to god won't stop election fraud
stop die-bold
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Mon Jan-12-04 05:45 PM
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2. Well Cthulhu told me to vote for Dean. |
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Cthulhu said it. I believe it. That settles it.
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Mon Jan-12-04 05:45 PM
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4. You will be eaten LAST |
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Mon Jan-12-04 05:45 PM
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3. This just in: Jesus didn't have any black apostles |
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HE WAS A RACIST!!! Time to get a new savior!
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Mon Jan-12-04 05:46 PM
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5. That's cause Jesus was black, |
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He already had that spot filled so he moved on to a woman, white guy#1, #2, etc, etc.
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