The Temple of George W. Bush

[Dogmudgeon]

After the appearance of several Stigmata, a Religion was born, based on Our Wise and Courageous Leader, George W. Bush.

Read it and weep, you evil Libbruls!

Our Dear Leader is known by many names:

The Father of his Country
Augustus
The Right Hand of God
Honest George
Eternal Light of the Nation
The Elect of the Almighty
George the Invincible
Our Only Friend and Protector
The Deified George
Greatest of All Great Men
The Annointed One
Conqueror of Babylonia, Assyria, and Sumer
Son of the Sun and Moon

and

In November to December A.D. 2000, it pleased Almighty God to perform a series of astonishing miracles that resulted in our Dear Leader being invested with the power of the President of the United States. After a short while of being denied control of the Senate, Dear Leader and his Blessed Party took over all three branches of the federal government. Dear Leader then undertook a series of crimes so bold that no one had the guts to report them openly, and such reports as they were were deemed incredible. Now, Dear Leader has pretty much the entire Globe, except for maybe Kashmir and parts of Africa, under his cowboybootheel.

and

I begin with the proposition that the Ten Commandments, including the admonition against bearing false witness, is not binding on the Almighty himself. It is obvious that the Commandments, by their very terms, cannot be applicable to God. He has no father or mother to honor; since everything ultimately belongs to Him He cannot steal or be covetous; nor can He commit adultery, etc. The Commandments were given to Israel to guide their lives -- not to bind the hands that gave those Commandments.

Logic dictates that Dear Leader, as the Almighty's right hand and annointed agent upon the Earth, partakes of that same immunity. The Decalogue simply does not apply to Dear Leader any more than it applies to God. Moreover, Dear Leader's immunity is delagable to his servants and to his Blessed Party. Thus, while Dear Leader's frauds may provoke astonishment, laughter, and shudders, they cannot offend on the grounds of transgressing our received Moral Code as properly understood.

There is also a new Liturgical Calendar, so you can ask your boss for time off on the days when prayerful reflection is required.

Verily, I bid thee, that thou shouldst checkest it out.

--bkl
What if Bush were one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Working hard for little pay
While Bush's pals cavort and play

[grytpype]

1. Thanks for the mention!

I haven't updated the site in awhile, but it's still there.. a rock of stability in these troubled times...

http://templeofgwbush.blogspot.com