jpgray
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Thu Apr-05-07 04:45 PM
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Dead metaphors adn catch-phrases |
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Add your own!
Slings and arrows. There's the fucking rub alright.
Office Space references. Mike Judge should hold a press conference declaring that after such-and-such a date, such references will be legally actionable.
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Thu Apr-05-07 04:55 PM
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1. It'd be ironic to land yourself in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for referencing Office Space. |
Oeditpus Rex
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Thu Apr-05-07 05:12 PM
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Serendipitous
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Thu Apr-05-07 05:22 PM
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3. Full of piss n vinegar |
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Thu Apr-05-07 05:28 PM
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4. You don't often hear someone referred to as the "Cock of the walk" anymore. |
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Thu Apr-05-07 05:34 PM
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When did cats stop wearing pajamas, anyway?
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Thu Apr-05-07 06:24 PM
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Any utterance of the word "sweet" which uses more than one syllable. As in: "Honey, I thought for dinner tonight I'd fix your favorite meal - pan-seared horse testicles braised in ginger/cumin/gunpowder sauce. How does that sound?" "Suh-WEEEEET!!"
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Thu Apr-05-07 06:28 PM
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"Oh my God, Dave! You just pulverized my wife's cat in your wood chipper!" "Sorry, dude - my bad."
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Thu Apr-05-07 06:29 PM
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Seems sort of pointless, I think.
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Thu Apr-05-07 08:03 PM
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9. Rejuvenated things shall no longer require shots in the arm. |
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Other things will be clear besides bells and crystal.
Persons shall henceforth face consequences rather than the music.
We must be succinct instead of keeping things short and sweet.
Things I dislike will cease to rub me in any way, least of all the wrong way.
Dumb people will have to find new things to resemble, as posts, boxes of rocks and bags of hammers are due some vacation time.
:patriot:
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