Guess who won the Lotto? - Democratic Underground

blondeatlast

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:30 PM
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Guess who won the Lotto?

Not me, I only wish.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/wwn/newsstand.cfm

I saw this at the grocer and nearly collapsed in laughter.

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TexasPatriot

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:34 PM
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1. damnit!!!

he stole my ticket!!!! i dropped it somewhere near this farm in Iraq... it must've blown down a hole or something

who do i sue?

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ElsewheresDaughter

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:34 PM
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2. lol that was funny...btw i love your sigline..it is true

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arcane1

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:35 PM
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3. from what I read whilst in line buying groceries yesterday

it wasn't the Kurds who led us to Saddam's 'spider hole'.... it was BAT BOY! :silly:

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:35 PM
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4. I saw that the other day too-LMAO!

I LOVE that paper-what great entertainment value. I remember reading it in the early and mid-80s and loved the columnist "Ed Anger", who was a precursor to the right-wing nutjobs of today. It was tongue in cheek (I think). He would start out his columns: "I'm madder than a nest of ornery hornets" or some such silly saying, and then go off on a rant.

Wasn't the WWN where the anthrax scare happened?

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mikewriter

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:36 PM
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6. LOL!! Only in America

would that actually happen.

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blondeatlast

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Mon Jan-12-04 09:53 PM
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10. The website is hilarious--beats even the Onion, and that's

saying a LOT!

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citizen snips

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:35 PM
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5. LOL!!!!!

Edited on Mon Jan-12-04 07:36 PM by MATTMAN

They will make up anything.

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bubblesby2002

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Mon Jan-12-04 07:56 PM
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7. He's rich

What a catch he'll make now eh?

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alfredo

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Mon Jan-12-04 08:18 PM
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8. I saw at the store that bat boy led us

to Saddam.

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camero

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Mon Jan-12-04 08:20 PM
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9. Not only that

But aliens are here for our Krispy Kremes. And they hate us for our freedom fries...lol :)

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