Post your last rights, a la Keith Richards' father.

[slj0101]

When i die, I want to be vaporized into aerosol form, packed into a spray can, and huffed by group of local teenage hoodlums by the creek behind the shopping mall.


What about you?

[RedStateShame]

1. Taxidermy.

[meegbear]

2. I'm seriuosly thinking of donating my body to "Body Worlds"

http://www.bodyworlds.com

[Kutjara]

3. I want to be cremated, and then have my remains...

...dumped over someone I hate.

[NightWatcher]

7. I thought of starting a company that upon your demise

would ring your enemy's door bell, when they opened the door, I'd throw the ashes in their face. Then I'd tell them that "Kutjara send his regards from the otherside,. Enjoy"

[Kutjara]

8. Excellent idea!

Another one I had was of having my ashes mixed into food, then having a banquet to which all my enemies are invited, as a way of letting bygones be bygones, as it were.

[XNASA]

4. I'd like my remains to be cremated, and.....

...mixed in with a bottle of Melora Hardin's body wash.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. I want to be chopped up

into little pieces, mixed with wheat gluten, and served to cats.

[Blue-Jay]

6. I want to be rigged up some springs and wires.

That way, in the middle of the service, I can sit up in the casket and wave to everyone.

[johnnie]

9. I had an idea once

If I were to be buried, it would be funny to record yourself talking and then have the chip installed in your stone with a motion detector. So when people come close to your grave you could say "hello" to them. I'm sure this isn't original though.

[NightWatcher]

11. either that or say "help I'm alive down here, stuck in this box..."

[Karmageddon]

10. Feed me to the wolves...

...so I can be like Gerald Ford.