cheney's fundraising 2 miles away from me right now - what should I do?

[Bundbuster]

The oilslick has emerged, under "heavy security" to speak at a $1000-a-plate dinner here in Denver. Last time out he raised $2.8 million at a dinner in K.C. Gay rights groups are trying to protest, after the scumbag's stance against gay marriage over the weekend. He's refusing to answer questions about O'Neill's book charges, and everyone's being kept far away in "Free Speech" zones, as usual (wonder if his daughter's there). I'd like to make a personal donation by shitting on his $1000 plate....what should I do?

[Supply Side Jesus]

1. find his exit route

stand on the street and give him the finger.

[Bundbuster]

2. Wish I could find his exit route

He's probably being evacuated by stealth helicopter.

I'm nauseated by the knowledge that this vermin or chimp can fly into a dinner and have Americans donate $2.8 million in a few hours. It really does make me physically ill.

[Supply Side Jesus]

4. where is he speaking?

when bush would speak at lowery he would head on 6th ave to buckley/dia, good place to setup and give him the finger.

[Bundbuster]

8. Swanky downtown joint, I think

I heard out of one ear, on the national news. They were doing a story on how this is a "different sort of Vice -President", almost invisible. Yeah, he's different - makes Spiro Agnew look like Mother Theresa, makes Ken Lay seem like a philanthropist. Fucking scum.

[Padraig18]

3. Is taking a crap in his hat out of the question?

:evilgrin:

[Bundbuster]

6. You show me his hat

and I'll make a deposit there, in his gloves, briefcase, boxers...and I'll have leftover excrement for the robber barron one-percenters who actually attend these things with open checkbooks. <I retch>

[DBoon]

5. Bend over in his general direction

and let one rip!

(apologies to the French knight in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")

[Philosophy]

7. Make sure you're upwind.

:evilgrin:

[readmylips]

9. Stay home, that man is armed and dangerous...

Don't put your life on the line just to make a statement against a low-life snake like cheney.

[cosmicdot]

10. make a citizen's arrest

[WealthAndDemocracy]

11. Moon him and cut a huge fart in his direction