What's the funniest way to lose weight?

[TXlib]

[stilpist]

1. Maybe ...

... laugh your ass off?

[Cat Atomic]

2. I'd have to say, "falling out of a tree while holding a chainsaw".

You can lose weight really FAST doing that.

[Rattlesnake]

3. Doing stomach crunches while reaching for a box of...

Krispy Kreme donuts.

Or do what Homer Simpson does...The Donut Curl.

[SOteric]

4. How about a diet plan where you

weigh the foods you eat to determine how much you'll gain. Since an entire plate of broccoli weighs more than a whole angel food cake, so obviously you'd gain more weight by eating the broccoli. Chose the cake.

[corporatewhore]

5. I lost six pounds in three days when i went to FTAA protests in miami

So you are feeling overweight just get chased by the cops
Riot dont Diet!!1

[mitchum]

6. Doing a lot of blow with Sam Kinison?

[WealthAndDemocracy]

7. Lose 180 pounds overnight by divorcing him

[DS1]

8. strap your scale to a skateboard and only weigh yourself

floating over the halfpipe

Invent your own number system. I'm a svelte 16 base 15.

[woofless]

9. Wanna hear something "Funny"?

I had a motorcycle wreck, spent 10 days in ICU and another 5 in a regular room and never lost an ounce! There ain't no justice.

Woof