What is the Spanish CAPTION for "wanker""Jack-off"?

[underpants]

[AlGore-08.com]

1. Smirk (singing): Aaaaaah sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!

eom

[peekaloo]

2. Say it slowly zurramato, VERGALLITTO

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. How many world leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, if there's two trying and the other one is Bush. Ba dum bum.

[wysimdnwyg]

4. AP: Seconds later...

Bush was on the floor, his nose bleeding profusely. Onlookers were heard commenting on how fast he went down and his crying afterwards.

[cosmicdot]

5. Fox: No, forget the 'reality of our country' part, no one can figure that

out ... no, the part when you said, 'the truth is, the vast majority of foreign workers in America are from Mexico' ... I drew the short straw to ask ... we have a backroom bet going ... is it 'vast majority ... are' or 'vast majority ... is' ... oh, never mind, just forget about it ... oh, look, there's Hugo ... Hugo!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

6. Bush was overheard saying

"you sure you Mexi-can? all the Mexi-cans that clean my outhouse in Crawford are all short n sweaty. You're one tall sombitch, I bet you'd make one hell of a window washer."

or

"un cerveza por favor."

[Algorem]

7. El Presidente y el imbecilidado.

[bushisanidiot]

8. Fox: "You Sure are one puny little shit. Fortunately, We Only Have To

deal with you for another year."

[omshanti]

9. No, just because I have a mustache, doesn't mean I'm a Saddam impersonator

Or a terrorist, for that matter.

[cosmicdot]

10. Fox: so, you think I have James Garner's eyes