Rut roh -- Chimpy had another run in with a pretzel

[CatWoman]

or was it a switch blade?

[brainshrub]

1. What is this a picture of? (nt)

[Richardo]

2. Somewhere in the White House there's a portrait that looks just fine...

He got the whole 'Dorian Gray' thing wrong, too. :eyes:

[aquart]

3. He sure does get the weirdest facial injuries.

[Zero Gravitas]

5. its because

he falls over drunk a lot.

[thinkingwoman]

4. more likely the back

of somebody's hand.

Or, possibly, one of those cats Ashcroft is so afraid of?

[Maddy McCall]

6. Maybe Barney got him back for dropping him.

[trotsky]

7. LOL! That's exactly what came to my mind too!

Great minds... ;-)

[Cocoa]

8. he sounded like he had a fat lip yesterday

what goes on behind closed doors?

[CatWoman]

9. dunno

but someone has been roughing him up.

*paging paul o'neill*

now, that's the kind of dirt I wanna hear about :D

[barbaraann]

10. Could it be from clearing brush in Crawford?

Did he have it when he got to the conference?

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Laura did it!

Laura: George! Mix me another martini! Mama's glass is empty.

GW: Dag gumit, Linda.

Laura: LAURA!!!

GW: What?

Laura: My name is LAURA, not Linda!

GW: I know that. What the hell you talkin' about woman?

Laura: *sigh* Just mix me another martini, god-damn it! And put down that damn Game Boy!!

GW: Mix yer own dang drink. Sheesh! You sure get grumpy on these trips, Lupe.

Laura: IT'S LAURA!!!!!!! And you don't mix my drink RIGHT NOW I'm gonna knock you into next week!!!!