My... secret shame

[Zomby Woof]

Wait, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret. :o

[ewagner]

1. Absolutely shameless! n/t

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. I am SUCH a sucker!!! (eom)

[moof]

3. Marathon Man

n/t

[Misinformed01]

4. Some things are best left as secrets

Now Gus wasn't a simple man, but he didn't have any secrets--

[matcom]

5. SHAME ON YOU!!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

6. You like the "Ask me anything" threads!!!

I KNEW IT! :P

[jus_the_facts]

7. dammit no gossip....

*SIGH* :D

[populistmom]

8. Sometimes secrets

Can be the best parts of one's life. :D

[LynneSin]

9. There is no shame in Yak Lust

but by sharing it with everyone you can deal with this lust in your heart.

See, even Jimmy Swaggart confessed to his congregations about the Yak Lust in his heart. It can work for you too!!


TV Evangalist Jimmy Swaggart confesses to his TV audience that he lusts for Yaks

[Zomby Woof]

39. NOTHING shameful about that!

I thought it was normal. :shrug: :D

[curse10]

10. I knew you loved Bon Jovi....

:evilgrin:

[jus_the_facts]

17. Prince too....

:wow: *runs away*


...could NOT resist! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

29. I dance to 1999 nekkid!

I have video!

[jus_the_facts]

38. "...the sky was all purple...there were people runnin' everywhere..."

..."...tryin' to run from his erection...ya know he didn't EVEN care!":evilgrin:

These lyrics were made up by a friend o'mine in high school...I swear he was a prophet now as that's EXACTLY what was goin' on in 1999...CLINTONS PENIS WAS ON THE LOOSE! :D

11. you secretly prefer tea

[VelmaD]

12. You are secretly Will Pitt's sock puppet...

oh wait...we're all Will Pitt. Nevermind. :-)

[SOteric]

14. I'm Will Pitt?

I thought I was DS1 and Booberdawg.

[DS1]

18. Can you Read!

I can Read really well my teacher told me that today he said I could Read real good and asked my to Read in front of the class normally I'm shy but I wanted to show everyone else how good I am. Drano has a really funny Warning that says if you can't read DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCTS! I wonder how many people drank it and then Read it? It's a good thing I'm going to College because I'm learning to Read better and Warnings are all over the place! One time when I was Younger I remember also Reading a Warning on the side of a Wall Socket and my mom crying about Dropping me or something like that, my Head hurt not the kind you can cure with a Aspirin but the other kind that just kind of throbs like probably everyone get's twice a week I wonder what causes That? I am all 4 of us.

[SOteric]

27. *ROTFLPIMP*

:loveya:

[TXlib]

20. You are secretly Will Pitt's chew toy?

[SOteric]

25. No, no... Kleeb, Pitt and Gump are *Pull* toys!

[VOX]

13. Have you no shame at all, ZW??????

That we can hear about, that is?

Best -- :toast:

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Is there something about you that ISN'T shameful?

???

[AlGore-08.com]

16. If you won't talk, the yak will!

[Skittles]

19. I WILL BEAT IT OUT OF YOU LATER ON

IF YOU PAY ME ENOUGH.

[Zomby Woof]

21. Ok, here is my secret!

I eat Cheerios nekkid, while I do my taxes. :bounce:

[Terwilliger]

22. but who cares?

except for your poor kitty

[Susang]

24. YOU DO YOUR OWN TAXES?!?!?!?

That is shameful, you should have kept it a secret.

[Zomby Woof]

28. always have!

Plus, I get paid to do other people's during tax season! How shameful is that?? :D

[Susang]

31. I KNOW YOUR TRUE SECRET!!!

You are actually an ACCOUNTANT!!! How shocking! :spank:

[Zomby Woof]

34. nope!

A former teacher with a history degree and a knack for talking my way into weird jobs unrelated to my education! :D

[Susang]

40. Sure, that's what you say on DU

If you were honest about actually being an accountant, people might not think you were the Zomby you portray yourself as. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

41. I am not even the Zomby I don't portray myself as!

:crazy: Wait, let me rephrase that.

[Susang]

23. All of my shame is pretty public

I have an exhibitionist streak that sometimes makes me do bad things around other people. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Should I be offended that I didn't get to witness this?

;-)

[Susang]

30. Naw, it takes a lot more alcohol than we drank

You should see the time my friend Tim and I hijacked a cherry-picker that was sitting in the backyard next to his apartment building, right next to the El tracks. Stupid contruction workers left the keys in the ignition! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

32. You hijack cherry-pickers?

And I thought GOPisEvil, Matcom, and I were proud to hijack threads in the Lounge!

[Susang]

37. I dig heavy machinery

I always used to steal my brother's trucks when we were kids. I'd make my Barbies drive them!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Ooooh...that sounds like fun!

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

35. not THAT kind of cherry ya dope!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

36. Heh...for once my mind WASN'T in the gutter!

Really!

I think it would fun riding the lift, especially when wasted. :D