The Candidates' Hair.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

I think it could be a time to start unitifying the party
and I'm sure this is one topic everybody could agree on.
I hope it is not a dupe.

[demnan]

1. Well Edwards has the prettiest hair

is that the natural color? He should have some grey mixed in there somewhere. Real expensive highlights?

Kerry's hair is so course you could scrub pots with it.

The Sharpton famous flip-do seems to have been rejected in favor of a more Presidential bob.

Dean, Lieberman, Gephardt - what hair?

Kucinch - wish he had enough hair to cover those ears - you could fly away with those things.

Carol and Wesley have ok hair.

So, now that everyone hates me, I'll bow out.

[terrya]

2. Well, John Edwards WAS one of People Magazine's 50 most sexiest people...

A couple of years ago, so I guess the hair has to be perfect. :-)

Terry

[ThomWV]

4. Funny Thin On CSpan

I think it was saturday night and Edwards was somewhere in Iowa and on CSpan. Comming through one of those endless persons in the crowd he turned and almost bumped into a late-middle aged lady. The mike was right over him and caught her when she said something like 'My God, you're so hansom'. It really was amusing and everyone close by chuckled, my wife and I did too. It was such an innocently delightful remark.

Yeah, the guy's good looking. Good for him, and if it wins over one more vote to the Democratic side I'll buy and send him a case of Brillcream.

Thom

[JohnLocke]

5. He was voted Sexiest Politician Alive.

[AngryAmish]

3. Kerry recently got a haircut

It looks a lot better. The old one was too 70s porn-star.

[Killarney]

14. Hahaha.

I was thinking that Kerry's hair was getting too bushy. I'm glad he cut it.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

6. SCREW HAIR!

Hair is so highly over rated!

It's not like I'm envious of people who do have full, luxuriant locks - just because they do get the hottest women, best jobs, and have a certain confident swagger that others with less hair have.
Oh sure, I wouldn't mind having MINE back, you know, maybe for just a little while (sniff) - I mean it's not like I harbor any ANIMOSITY towards my father for marrying my mother - even though he KNEW going into it that EVERY male on her side of the family - including the family dog - were BALD! BALD AND STUPID! AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHIT IS PASSED DOWN THOUGH THE MOTHER!!! DAMN IT DAD - WTF WERE YOU THINKING, MAN!!!

sigh.... well... OK - I guess Edwards does have nice hair (the conceited prick)

[BurtWorm]

7. Lieberman has great hair.

I think everyone, regardless of preference, can get behind me on this.

[Logansquare]

8. Let's make this interesting

Which candidate would look best with his/her head shaved?
I'm thinking Clark.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

9. Now we're talking

Al Sharpton sure could use a new doo...

[demnan]

10. Carol MB

She has such a lovely smile it wouldn't matter if she had hair or not.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. As Dave Barry once said, they would all look like thumbs.

:7

[freesqueeze]

12. Rick Perry - TX Gov

I know he's not running for Prez but this dude has hair like those plastic wigs DEVO used to sport.

Worst Gov we've ever had in TX (that's a wild claim) but one awsome head of hair.

In a half-way related note: three cheers for Martin Frost for finally giving up on the Watergate style comb-over, not a bad shiney head. Take note Howard Dean.

[zanana]

13. How do they KEEP their hair?

There aren't any balding presidential candidates out there. It's really bothering me. How the hell do they do it?

[mlawson]

15. It's all in the genes.

If their mother's brothers and uncles kept their hair, then so will they. I was very lucky that way, myself.

[elperromagico]

16. And they all seem to go bald the same way.

Look at Gore, Dean, Clark, or even Clinton (who is thinning a bit). They all go bald in the back, but have enough hair up front that they still look good for the eyes-front picture. Clinton has the damndest hairline; it looks like it's about two inches above his eyebrows.

Or, they go only partially bald up front, like Nixon or Bush I or Bush II. Nixon had the strangest head of hair in the world, with that awful slicked-back widow's peak. It was as though he lost hair in between 1960 and 1968, and then the rest of the hair said, "We're stayin', god damn it!"