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Wed Jan-14-04 03:17 PM
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| (Yesterday) The GLOBE's cover while waiting in the check-out line |
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I'm sitting there as always I look at the cover of the tabloids :eyes:
Did you know Saddam won the lottery? (Weekly World News)
On the cover of the GLOBE it says:
2003 CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE
Rober Blake
MURDER
Michael Jackson
MOLESTATION
Kobe Bryant
RAPE
Scott Peterson
MURDER
Martha Stewart
FRAUD
:+ :silly: :crazy:
When the hell did Scott Peterson become a "celebrity"?
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| AlGore-08.com
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:18 PM
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| 1. Well, if you're gonna read the Globe, you gotta stop thinking logically |
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Edited on Wed Jan-14-04 03:18 PM by AlGore2004dotORG
Otherwise, it'll just take too d*mn long to get through the thing...
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| LynneSin
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:18 PM
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| 2. I'm still disturbed by the pictures I saw while browing through US magazin |
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Edited on Wed Jan-14-04 03:19 PM by LynneSin
Arnold was in a speed-o. I about blew chunks looking at that picture. Body Builders do NOT age well.
Lara Flynn Boyle was in a bikini. I've seen pictures of starving children in famine-stricken countries with more food on their skeletons. Can we say "eating disorder"?
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| YellowRubberDuckie
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:28 PM
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| 7. Wait, food on their skeletons? |
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Sorry. That just threw me...Don't you mean meat?
Duckie
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| LynneSin
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:28 PM
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Wed Jan-14-04 04:06 PM
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You were probably thinking of Shrub saying "be able to put food on your family."
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| blm
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:20 PM
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I also saw poor Chelsea being raked over the coals again.
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| underpants
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:24 PM
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| 5. There was a disruptor on here yesterday doing that too |
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Waaaaaaaaaay down at the bottom of a thread in GD "Did Clinton call for 'regime change'"
Tombstoned.
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| BuelahWitch
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:23 PM
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| 4. You forgot to mention "Laura Bush's Secret Life" |
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Not only does the article say she SMOKES and DRINKS, but that she votes Democratic!!! This is supposedly from that new book The Perfect Wife: The Life and Choices of Laura Bush...
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:25 PM
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| 6. I'm sorry, if you were married to GWB would YOU vote for him??? |
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:48 PM
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..but then again, if I were stupid enough to marry someone like Bush, I'd be a widow by now :evilgrin:
"Honestly officer, I don't know HOW that radio fell into the bathtub..."
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Wed Jan-14-04 03:40 PM
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| 9. By being accused of killing someone. |
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Our standards for celebrity just aren't what they used to be.
By the way, you noticed they missed one?
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