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Dees Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 03:47 PM
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How many times have you
had a mad hunger feeling and nothing sounds good to snack on. Then suddenly it hits you...those or that special good thing comes to mind. Off you race to the refrigerator or cabinet to get the goody you know is going to hit the spot. You open the door and it (they) are gone. Nothing. Not even an empty container. Rage. Anger. Despair. You query the guilty person knowing they are just as entitled as you are. "Oh yeah, I finished those last night". What are you going to do? I'll tell you what I'm going to do as I throw on my jacket. I'll be back in a little bit.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 03:54 PM
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1. In defense of the guilty party...
Monday...
ZENLEFTY: Honey, you want any of this cheesecake?
ZENLEFTYGIRL: No, you can have it.

Tuesday...
ZENLEFTY: Honey, you want any of this cheesecake?
ZENLEFTYGIRL: No, you can have it.

Wednesday...
ZENLEFTY: Honey, you want any of this cheesecake?
ZENLEFTYGIRL: No, you can have it.

Thursday...
ZENLEFTY: Honey, you want half of the last piece of this cheesecake?
ZENLEFTYGIRL: No, you can have it.

Friday...
ZENLEFTYGIRL: I can't believe you ate all that cheesecake and didn't save me a peice! :grr:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:34 PM
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5. Sure that's what Zen says.
Edited on Wed Jan-14-04 04:35 PM by MrsGrumpy
:7. I bet he wasn't listening to the part where she says,"just save me a piece..." ;)

My husband accuses me of doing this to him all the time. I am sure he would feel for you. :hi:
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:15 PM
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2. That's why you should always LICK YOUR FOOD before refridgerating.
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:32 PM
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3. I was JUST realizing
that not only did we drink the last beer last night, but we also finished off the last of the potato chips! GRRRRR, NOW what am I going to do at 5:30???

My newstime treat - a Sam Adams (in winter, Corona in summer) and one ounce of Lays potato chips (regular, not ruffle) - and yes, I do weigh my chips, otherwise I'd find that I've eaten an entire one pound bag of them without even noticing!

DAMN.
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:32 PM
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4. family will change you
After a few years you'll just assume that the cheesecake is gone. What I'm telling you is that you could benefit with lower expectations.

After many years of living alone and always finding the cheesecake, I'll take a house full of loved ones grabbing the munchies in the fridge. I'm much happier and thiner.
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Haviland_42 Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-14-04 04:52 PM
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6. all the time
especially at lunchtime
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