managed to staple my own finger in the middle of first period today.

[ulysses]

:freak:

The kids found it amusing...

[Padraig18]

1. Brain fart!

DOH! ;)

[SOteric]

2. Aww,

Poor Mr. Uly.

[ulysses]

9. I'm the smart.

;-)

[beyurslf]

3. Well I bet that wasn't fun. :)

[Race4Peace]

4. Are you a student or a teacher?

cuz if you're a student...

BAD:spank:BAD:spank:BAD:spank:BAD!!!

[ulysses]

8. teacher

I must be maturing as one too, because I managed to stop a "FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD THAT HURT" on the tip of my tongue...

[jus_the_facts]

5. Here's a picture of the incident as it happened.....

:evilgrin:



:hi: Uly! :D

[LynneSin]

6. I thought he said it was his finger - not his nose

It's the lure of the Red Stapler

[jus_the_facts]

7. *mumbles*

:evilgrin:

[ulysses]

10. heh

That's when I clear the next stapler jam with my face, yes.

:hi: Amber!

[jus_the_facts]

11. LOL....that red stapler is what came to mind when I read this thread....

Swingline....You can never be too careful! :evilgrin:

[patdem]

13. It ain't the red stapler it is the red staples...when you pull them

from various body parts....now they are really scary!

[JohnKleeb]

16. Its Milton!

*reminded to buy Office Space on DVD*

[GOPisEvil]

12. Nice going, Ace!

;-)

[ulysses]

14. it wasn't even a "hey, y'all, watch this!" moment...

Mr. Uly gets the blunt scissors from now on.

[JohnKleeb]

15. no offense uly man but I would have been laughing too

How's the finger holding up. Ive nearly slipped on my back when I am walking to school.

[ulysses]

17. didn't hurt long for a puncture wound

The school administrator wanted to know if I'd stapled anything *to* myself. :D