I just saw the most disgusting thing today

[corporatewhore]

I saw a big yellowish orangeish hummer and its hood ornament was a scaled down model of itself right down to the black trim sometimes when i see things like that i think that we as americans are doomed

[NJCher]

1. put this on his windshield:

Untitled

by Vanilla Bean

Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank
Fuck you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
Fuck you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it’s day or night
They’ll mutter “asshole” and they’re right
Fuck you and your H2!
You can’t drive mud, you can’t clear rocks
Fuck you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
Fuck you and your H2!

What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
Fuck you and your H2!
If I gave you what you deserve
Fuck you and your H2!
I’d cut you off and make you swerve
Fuck you and your H2!
I’d follow you across the land
I’d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
Fuck you and your H2!

It’s true you are the Tax-break winner
Fuck you and your H2!
You spent it on ‘roo-bars and Spinners
Fuck you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of shit.
Fuck you and your H2!


Despite my venomous complaint
Fuck you and your H2!
I’ve got an atom of restraint
Fuck you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven’t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed

In spite of that I can resist
Fuck you and your H2!
For 3 or more: the carpool lane
Fuck you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
Fuck you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That’s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you fucking jerk!
Fuck you and your H2!



Cher

[Exgeneral]

2. Damn!

That's so choice!

[liberalhistorian]

3. ROFLMAO!

Damn, that's perfect!

[corporatewhore]

4. that pretty much sums up my feelings

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Wow - not sure where the writer stands, exactly,

on the issue, but I have a feeling it's anti-Hummers, right? Or did I misread?

[Salviati]

8. I dunno, I hear that "irony" is big with the kids these days...

Maybe it's one of those things, you know? Like something "bad" being good?

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Ah, so maybe he's really saying "screw anyone WITHOUT an H2"?

I could see that.

So hard to tell about irony and sarcasm.

[rbnyc]

17. That's fucking awesome.

I'm almost sad that no one in my neighborhood has one of these pieces of shit.

[rumguy]

6. yellow and orange - sounds like a nightmare on wheels

what kind of creep would enjoy driving such a monstrosity?

[Exultant Democracy]

7. Ah where did you see me,

I hope you noticed how shiny the gloss on it was, it takes pure baby seal blubber to get a shine like that.

[corporatewhore]

10. I saw you running down old ladys crossing the street

as you were going to the taxidermist to stuff that endangered tiger you bagged

[Exultant Democracy]

14. Wha'ever Wha'ever, I'll run over Mary Poppins if she gets in my way

umbrella flying hippie will get whats coming to her.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Where was this POS?!?!

Ugh...

www.fuh2.com

[corporatewhore]

21. downtown around congress

[Cleita]

11. Oh, I thought you were going to tell me you saw Bob Novack naked.

[djeseru]

12. I think that belongs under...

..."horror" rather than "disgust".

*Edited for horrible typo

[corporatewhore]

18. you should go to jail for conjuring up that image

[no name no slogan]

13. Hey, I saw a big yellow-orange one this morning, too.

You didn't happen to be on eastbound I-394 heading toward downtown Minneapolis around 9:00 AM this morning, did you?

Next time you see it, you should write "HOW MANY SOLDIERS DIED FOR YOUR TANK OF GAS?" on its hood.

With your key, of course
;) :evilgrin:

[djeseru]

15. I know Austin...

...does have a penchant for the color orange, but yellow-orange? That just screams arrogance...

[TrogL]

16. Did it's hood ornament have a hood ornament

This can get recursive.

[baldguy]

20. The only appropriate hood ornament for a Hummer . . .

. . . is a dildo.

(note: "dildo" isn't in the spellcheck.)