Help me, please!

[Whitacre D_WI]

I still have 27 posts to go before I am out of the dread "700 Club!" This must not be allowed to continue, as Mr. Falwell et. al. are painting me in fantastic colors and wrapping me in cellophane! I know not what they plan to do with me!

Help!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Is the cellophane also colored?

I'm just trying to get an accurate mental picture.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. The cellophane is clear.

But the fantastic colors are starting to sing to me!

Oh, woe! whatever have they put into my herbal tea?

[moof]

3. Hang in there, The End is near

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. That's what THEY said!

I need some salvation!

Can I get a witness?

[goobergunch]

5. Witness for what? (n/t)

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Love can be sad, but half a love is twice as bad!

Lemme hear ya! Lemme hear you say YEEEEEEAH!

[goobergunch]

7. Uh...Yeeeeah!

Okay, so I got out of the 700 club back in June.

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Almost as good as Marvin!

Keep it up, and you'll be a star.

[Pobeka]

9. I'm moving in on 600

And the 700 club is starting to loom on the horizon.

I think we need a "700" club forum where all the 700-ers can help each other get to 800.

Or, even better maybe we should petition the admins to make this kinda like hotel floors, you know there's no 13th floor. We should go from post 699 strait to 800. A little late for you I know.

So, give me your thoughts!

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. You're gonna wake up one morning when the sun greets the dawn.

You're gonna miss me, baby!

[Pobeka]

12. So, here's my 600th post

I dedicate it to you getting out of the 700 club!

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen!

Jimmy Durante gives you his best from the Great Beyond.

[Pobeka]

17. What's 800 - 784?

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. 16.

But with this post, I'm only 14 away!

[Pobeka]

19. Now how can I know how many posts you're making while I post this?

Really, you're making it hard to ask simple questions.

But try to answer the one on this post ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. MENTALISM!

n/t

[Pobeka]

23. You must've been reading my mind, ok now for a standard question.

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Whitacre D_WI]

25. Eleven.

Now put down the finger you cut off that guy's hand!

[Pobeka]

28. Eeeww, that's sick, and wrong.

Try again. It is not a trick question. I'm holding up the same number of fingers this time as last time.

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. One.

That's so RUDE!

[Pobeka]

31. Last chance -- I gotta go make dinner!

How many fingers am I holding up while I touch-type this post?

[Whitacre D_WI]

32. Buh-dum-bum.

None!

[Pobeka]

33. You win! The grand prize is coming your way!

Look for our camera crew to show up at your house sometime soon.

:toast:

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. Ed? Is that you?

Where's Johnny?

Or should I say "who's Johnny?"

What a great song!

[Exultant Democracy]

11. I like that, going right from 699 to 800 would be a nice little treat.

but since I had to do it the hard way,everyone else should too :-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. And you're very close to having a + by your post count!

n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. How is your campaign going?

n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. It's going very well, thanks!

I sent this press release out today:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1018081

[Kat45]

20. How's Olive doing?

I remember her because I also have a parrotlet, Grace, and your wife and I were on the same parrotlet email list.

[Whitacre D_WI]

22. She's doing great!

And Grace is a real cutie!

[Kat45]

24. Thanks for the compliment for Grace.

But of course she's a real cutie: after all, she's a parrotlet. :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

26. She a Pacific or a Green Rump?

[Kat45]

27. She's a Pacific. A feisty female Pacific.

What about Olive?

[Whitacre D_WI]

29. Olive's a Pacific, too (Lucida).

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. Is that your foot?

n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

38. Yes, it is!

n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

35. Kick out the jams!

:kick:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Congrats on a

successful exorcism! :party: