the all-purpose flame thread, for those suffering from withdrawl.

[Padraig18]

Your candidate's mother dropped him on his head once too often when he was a baby!

Next! :P

[joefree1]

1. YOUR candidate so stupid he ...

climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Whoops, sorry, I was talking about Bush. Sorry. :silly:

[meow mix]

4. working all day, now cant find primaries.. help!

is this where we go to talk about how friggen awsome general clark is?

god i love him!!

[JohnKleeb]

2. Your candiate's daughter is ugly, my candiate's daughter is the cutest

;)
heh
From what I seen, the daughters of the candiates are pretty cute to be honest from what Ive seen.

[moof]

3. What nerve, draggin this into the lounge ?

[no name no slogan]

5. Your candidate should get a glass stomach installed...

That way, he wouldn't need to pull his head out of his arse every time he has to answer a question!!!

Top that! :P

[ProudGerman]

10. Consider it topped

Your candidate is Bush-lite.

[goobergunch]

6. My candidate has more superdelegates than your candidate! :P (n/t)

[meow mix]

7. oops i was suppose to flame sorry

umm, dean is mean. ty

[Dookus]

8. Your candidate

is a felonious weasel with malodorous breath. He oozes criminality and his pants are too short. His prior career as a donkey-fellator in Tijuana will be exposed. His pores are too big, and his ideas too small. He is probably a poor typist.

[Padraig18]

9. My candidate farts in your general direction.

And he ate Taco Bell for lunch. :P

[Dookus]

12. Your candidates farts

are but gentle whisps of lavendar-scented air compared to the mighty, manly farts of my candidate. My candidate's farts are given names by meteorologists. My candidate's farts can erase floppy disks and damage orchids.

[Padraig18]

13. My candidates farts have been known to move mountains.

The seas part at my candidate's farts, and the mountains themselves tremble. Kingdoms deliver tribute of gold, frankincense and myrrh to my candidate, just for the honor of being present when he farts.

[Dookus]

21. feh...

your candidate can't outfart a teenage nun. Your candidate's farts couldn't break a wet tissue. Your candidate's farts are laughed at and mocked by the farts of toddlers. Your candidate's farts go unnoticed by librarians.

[Padraig18]

24. My candidate's farts are mighty and powerful.

Trees lose their leaves, burrowing animals burrow deeper, birds take flight and refuse to land, fish weep and elephants trumpt when my candidate farts! My candidate's farts are so mighty that sand turns to glass, slabs of granite are reduced to sand and water is vaporized when he farts. Diamonds burst into flame, and titanium melts in the presence of his farts.

[Endangered Specie]

31. Your candidates farts are smaller farts than a

church mouse with a cork up his ass.

[moof]

22. One of the canidates is " Deep Throat "?

His prior career as a donkey-fellator.

[Dookus]

23. I read it on Drudge

He was the understudy for the lead role in Tijuana's top stage performance "Abuelita y su Burro Grande". Matinees on Wednesdays.

[childslibrarian]

11. Your candiadate

is already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.
A quote from fine literature...

[tigereye]

15. if only any candidate were that poetic

Aha that's it, your candidate lacks poetry. A poor flame I know. I'm terrible at that sort of thing.

[tigereye]

17. beautiful, what is that from

As an English Lit BA, I should know but...

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. All of your candidates are great...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[JohnKleeb]

16. Your candiate's kid in grade school stole my candy dish

and come to think of it I never made one in shop class, bummer.

[Crunchy Frog]

18. Your candidate's

mother was a hampster, and his father smelt of elderberries. He is also a second hand electric donkey bottom biter, and an empty headed animal food trough wiper.

Take that!}(

[Padraig18]

19. Your candidate:

Your candidate filed his nominating petitions on Saturday, because that is the only day he gets a furlough from the county penal farm.

[Crunchy Frog]

20. Hey

at least my candidate gets a furlough. There's no way they would let your candidate out on the loose.

[Padraig18]

25. My candidate was framed.

That bloody knife still stuck in the corpse with his bloody fingerprints on it was planted, obviously!

[Crunchy Frog]

28. Yeah

just keep telling yourself that. Everybody knows the real story. :evilgrin:

[diamondsoul]

26. well, my candidates dad

can beat up your candidates dad! so there!:P :evilgrin: :toast:

Excellent thread!*smooches*

[Padraig18]

27. Hehe!

Thanks! *smooches* :hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. Your candidate's so dumb, it took him an hour and half

to watch 60 Minutes.

[Endangered Specie]

30. Your candidate is so damn stupid...

He thought Tuna Was made from Chicken. :evilgrin:

[PVnRT]

32. Your candidate kills puppies, kicks kittens, and molests children

Whereas my candidate is perfect and holy in every way, and has never, EVER done anything wrong.

[Padraig18]

33. Your candidate:

your candidate is a near sub-human who has merely learned to dress, eat with utensils and not make messes in the house. My candidate is the very civilization, culture and grace personified.

[PVnRT]

34. Your candidate is so hideously backward

that he has to put plastic all over the furniture and newspaper on the floor, as he refuses to use the toilet like civilized people. He also performs hideous bloodletting ceremonies meant to appease the Elder Gods. He is unelectable.

[Padraig18]

35. your candidate:

Your candidate uses small rodents in hideously improper way, and molests barnyard animals. Your candidate has been banned in at least 3 states, and isn't even a real Democrat.

[dolo amber]

36. This thread

is marginalizing to those of us without candidates. Only you *candidate choosers* would start such an inflamatory thread as this. I can only assume therefore that any candidate *YOU* people would choose most certainly smells of cabbage and eats poo. :P